Explaining an Alleged Bonfire Tradition to Outsiders

21,205 Views | 13 Replies | Last: 12 yr ago by CanyonAg77
AeroAg2012
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Howdy.

While I was on TigerDroppings, one of the points of contention with us was the following:

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The jizz jar was an Aggie bonfire tradition before their rivalry game with the Longhorns. Cadets would be masturbated by a cheer leader into a jar and then place it in the outhouse (symbolizing the UT tower) on top of the woodpile before the fire was lit. The surviving jars are used to fertilize the A&M sheep stock for the following school year.


Is this a thing? If so, why and how did it start and how the heck are we supposed to explain it to people? If not, how did this rumor get started?

TIA.
agcoop10
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Taking anything you read on TigerDroppings seriously.
AeroAg2012
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I've heard this story more than once. Is this an outright fabrication?
commando2004
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He's lying. We don't have cheerleaders.
commando2004
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This looks like the thread:

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/36799314/AandM-is-just-one-screwed-up-people.aspx
FightingAggie
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FtnTXAg03
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I have heard that a thousand times before, always from outside, usually from the sips. Sounds like the swamp cats are picking up where the sips left off.

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aggietony2010
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Um, the fact that he claimed human semen was used to fertilize sheep didn't clue you into something being fabricated?
TexasRebel
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Or sexual acts performed by imaginary creatures...

[This message has been edited by TexasRebel (edited 10/16/2012 10:37p).]
HedleyLamar
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Never heard of this from the inside.
commando2004
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quote:
Sounds like the swamp cats are picking up where the sips left off.


Or Baylor.
DE4D
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Mountain94
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Well everyone knows that we cloned Dolly the Sheep back in the 90s so that no CT would have to settle for the ugly sheep.
BBYD09
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you hear that a lot from sips and baylor fans on the internet...


But we actually build bonfire. So have YOU ever done anything like that? If no then why are you listening to idiots that have no idea what bonfire even is?
CanyonAg77
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In my day, the BQ sophomores built the outhouse. I was a BQ. I had friends who were Yell Leaders. I built Bonfire 3 times, Zip year was the only year I didn't.

The first I ever heard this story was about 10 years ago, and not from anyone at A&M.

Bullcrap of the 1st degree.

[This message has been edited by CanyonAg77 (edited 11/15/2012 11:59a).]
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