HOY EN UN NUEVO CAPÍTULO DE:
— Nicolás Schenquerman (@nicoschenquer) April 29, 2026
“¿PORQUÉ LOS HOMBRES VIVEN MENOS QUE LAS MUJERES?”
2 hombres cumpliendo el sueño de los otros 4,000,000,000 de hombres que habitamos el mundo pic.twitter.com/T56gcZc7mx
Gonna have to find another way to cheat 😭 pic.twitter.com/VLHbvM70eB
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) April 29, 2026
Fact checked and it’s true ✅ pic.twitter.com/dZQ1yNFdvp
— Anticommie (@QueenAnticommie) April 29, 2026
Liberal woman gets charged for damaging a guys flag.
— Based Jessica (@RealJessica) April 29, 2026
Then begs for forgiveness when he decides to press charges.
Think before you act. It’s not that difficult. pic.twitter.com/1YuyZj99aT
🚨 LMFAO! Marco Rubio just walked into the press briefing room to pretend he’d been appointed White House Press Secretary, as Karoline Leavitt’s on maternity leave
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026
Can’t help but love this guy 🤣
NOBODY would be surprised if it was true! 😂 pic.twitter.com/bqwe8tacKI
The downside of Gawker being gone is that a lot of kids who would have become harmless bloggers are now big city mayors. https://t.co/oXvahUVrEA
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) April 30, 2026
When a tornado hits in 2027…👀 pic.twitter.com/irP8bHz5Zc
— Gatlin Didier (@gatlin_didier) April 29, 2026
'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas https://t.co/n93bax1b1j pic.twitter.com/OPEEbYvyBS
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 29, 2026
It’s 1989 in Austin and you're going to jail for playing fantasy football! 🏈😲🤣
— Chris Walker (@WalkerATX) April 30, 2026
AUSTIN, Texas (@fox7austin) — Imagine being handcuffed and hauled off to jail simply for checking box scores and participating in a football pool with your friends. While it sounds impossible in… pic.twitter.com/ueGp89nfTG
Like that famous scene from the film “Love Actually”…
— Mor Edge Insight (@MorEdge_Insight) April 30, 2026
This is “Hamas Actually - the infidel edition”
Western liberals really are gullible useful idiots pic.twitter.com/aLLTyxjhUE
How to survive Europe in 2026. pic.twitter.com/H88sgS5O9B
— Dr. Simon (@goddek) April 29, 2026
Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act.
— US Oil & Gas Association (@US_OGA) April 29, 2026
They will be with you momentarily....
Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act.
— US Oil & Gas Association (@US_OGA) April 29, 2026
They will be with you momentarily....
Good morning ☀️😃 pic.twitter.com/OJoh05ExjG
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) April 29, 2026
Congratulations to Washington Gov Bob Ferguson and Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson on being named as Nashville's Realtors of the Year after successfully getting Starbucks to leave the Evergreen State pic.twitter.com/r63mm2yN1F
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) April 30, 2026
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 (@LuckyMcGee) April 30, 2026
You literally drew this atrocity. https://t.co/FGUbaFwYCZ pic.twitter.com/LbWhhphyrW
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) April 29, 2026
CNN enters the chat https://t.co/KFN9X6ZfNa pic.twitter.com/RDlCvZBO9k
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) April 29, 2026
Dead ☠️💀☠️ pic.twitter.com/0uOrALG7Sm
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) April 29, 2026
Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the new senior VP at JPM's leveraged finance division pic.twitter.com/cUkaC0XUv7
— 𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 (@EffMktHype) April 30, 2026
Clarence Thomas after being forced to listen to Ketanji Brown Jackson spout off nonsense all day long. pic.twitter.com/pgLyQpgPno
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) April 30, 2026
We need 10 seasons of this. pic.twitter.com/Zc7Fs2i5AE
— Fight With Memes (@FightWithMemes) April 30, 2026
22 Somali Daycares raided and not 1 parent is complaining about their kids no longer having childcare.
— C3 (@C_3C_3) April 29, 2026
Telling.
Mayor Mamdani Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People's Money https://t.co/Lrq2txcVpr pic.twitter.com/ys2AACCfVb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 30, 2026
Vegan Crossfitter Cyclist Unsure What To Tell You About First https://t.co/HimWRg6gne pic.twitter.com/Ay4ktS4cj2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 29, 2026
Don’t phone a friend
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 29, 2026
You know the answer…. https://t.co/duiKH5hGrZ
