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10:19a, 5/1/26

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Texas Gerrymanders Districts Into Giant Whataburger Logo https://t.co/YktJ6FGg06 pic.twitter.com/nTdnUHRLIO
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026

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10:19a, 5/1/26

Theft<Karma.....

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy. pic.twitter.com/0FnMNsKKei
— Marty 🇺🇸🇿🇦 (@Darth_Martys) May 1, 2026

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10:47a, 5/1/26

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So…

Trump is a Nazi for MAGA.
JD Vance is a Nazi for supporting ICE.
Elon Musk is a Nazi for uncovering fraud.
Stephen Miller is a Nazi for deporting illegals.
Etc

But…

Graham Platner is NOT a Nazi for having a Nazi tattoo.

Weird!?
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 1, 2026

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10:48a, 5/1/26

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MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons

ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today pic.twitter.com/GQ8eoyLeDY
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) May 1, 2026

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10:57a, 5/1/26

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🙃 pic.twitter.com/itE2tfijOw
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ (@LuckyMcGee) May 1, 2026

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10:58a, 5/1/26

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Democrats Declare Gerrymandering Bad Until They Need To Gerrymander Again https://t.co/4yumW6seu4 pic.twitter.com/T1Wuz2luyT
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026

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12:30p, 5/1/26

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the top 1% of vaginas have 99% of the microbes https://t.co/ApoCRdUtws pic.twitter.com/U1t8mEiTIZ
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) April 30, 2026

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2:14p, 5/1/26

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🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just brutally MOGGED the anti-ICE May Day protestors in DC by BUZZING THEM in Marine One

The pass was so low that it totally drowned out their microphones.

Which resulted in them SCREAMING and flipping off the sky 🤣

What a LEGEND 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/dvi7cyrzzu
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 1, 2026

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3:01p, 5/1/26

pic.twitter.com/jsdmI1RAmH
— Magills (@magills_) May 1, 2026

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3:10p, 5/1/26

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You never know what your going to find when walking down the beach.... pic.twitter.com/71cWts9FZB
— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) April 30, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.

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3:11p, 5/1/26

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“One of the bittersweet things about growing old is realizing how mistaken you were when you were young. As a young political leftist, I saw the left as the voice of the common man. Nothing could be further from the truth.”

— Thomas Sowell
— Thomas Sowell Quotes (@ThomasSowell) May 1, 2026

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3:13p, 5/1/26

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I haven't seen Chuck Schumer this mad since they made everyone use the same water fountains.
— U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) May 1, 2026

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3:19p, 5/1/26

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Obama campaigned hard against a Black woman “Winsome Sears” and got Virginia a crazy White Liberal woman in Spanberger.
Obama wants you to be mad that we can no longer do race based gerrymandering. Make it make sense.😉😂 pic.twitter.com/dICMDtcisR
— Common Cent$ (@Common_Cent1) May 1, 2026

Democrats are literally arguing that Republicans are racist because we are against segregation.
— OutspokenSamantha (@Outspoken_Sam) April 30, 2026

The left: Stop saying we are pushing for illegal immigrants to vote in elections

Also the left: All we’re saying is we want illegal immigrants to vote in elections pic.twitter.com/nQLKafGpmt
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) April 30, 2026

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3:25p, 5/1/26

This is so wrong but so hilarious 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0iVAZYfzvb
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) May 1, 2026

"My name is Parker Preston Cabot III, but my friends call me Little Brown Boy."

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3:35p, 5/1/26

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3:37p, 5/1/26

We used to be a proper country. Look what they took from us.....

I Can Ship My Pants!” – The Legendary Kmart Commercial That Had Everyone Laughing (and Blushing)

In a bustling Kmart store, a wide-eyed customer approaches the helpful associate at the counter with a mix of surprise and excitement. “So I can ship my pants right here?” he asks,… pic.twitter.com/KXQYo1IeBe
— NancyH (@NancyH_60) April 30, 2026

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4:28p, 5/1/26

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As usual..

The right : Here are 100 videos of it happening.

The left : Here is a thoughtpiece which explains that if you redefine words, the right is completely wrong.
— Andy (@PositivFuturist) May 1, 2026

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4:31p, 5/1/26

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If you’re keeping track, Democrats are

- running a candidate for Senate with a literal Nazi tattoo,

- funding the KKK through the SPLC,

- and fighting for racially segregated congressional districts.

But Republicans are the racists.
— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) May 1, 2026

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6:11p, 5/1/26

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7:06p, 5/1/26

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Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet https://t.co/T8a6NtL1kh pic.twitter.com/zmMTcfkeKN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026

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8:03p, 5/1/26

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8:04p, 5/1/26

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A.I. Calculates It Will Be More Efficient To Just Let Humanity Destroy Itself https://t.co/GnmSSw2OyL pic.twitter.com/SM0KVQXRan
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 2, 2026

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8:43p, 5/1/26

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https://t.co/ZhAZNluGEI pic.twitter.com/ZFrPE4LQMV
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) May 1, 2026

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8:44p, 5/1/26

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Me, watching Spirit’s demise and then realizing that their customers will be buying seats next to me on the airlines that I fly: https://t.co/BCd8PBqTTW pic.twitter.com/y5OHFnwBZv
— Governor Dill (@TheGreenOldDill) May 1, 2026

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10:10p, 5/1/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:12p, 5/1/26

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Dilbert 10 Years Ago pic.twitter.com/2qSArp6mAe
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) May 1, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:16p, 5/1/26

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More Sowell food for thought.

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:17p, 5/1/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:18p, 5/1/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:20p, 5/1/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:27p, 5/1/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:28p, 5/1/26

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Taxpayers.

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:31p, 5/1/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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10:43p, 5/1/26

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Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People's Skin, The Racists Will Have Won https://t.co/PAISH5jIIU pic.twitter.com/jyzjX37oKi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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8:00a, 5/2/26

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Spirit Airlines' best and last hope pic.twitter.com/ldGOaqPglA
— Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) May 1, 2026

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