Texas Gerrymanders Districts Into Giant Whataburger Logo https://t.co/YktJ6FGg06 pic.twitter.com/nTdnUHRLIO
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026
Texas Gerrymanders Districts Into Giant Whataburger Logo https://t.co/YktJ6FGg06 pic.twitter.com/nTdnUHRLIO
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026
Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy. pic.twitter.com/0FnMNsKKei
— Marty 🇺🇸🇿🇦 (@Darth_Martys) May 1, 2026
So…
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 1, 2026
Trump is a Nazi for MAGA.
JD Vance is a Nazi for supporting ICE.
Elon Musk is a Nazi for uncovering fraud.
Stephen Miller is a Nazi for deporting illegals.
Etc
But…
Graham Platner is NOT a Nazi for having a Nazi tattoo.
Weird!?
MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) May 1, 2026
ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today pic.twitter.com/GQ8eoyLeDY
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 (@LuckyMcGee) May 1, 2026
Democrats Declare Gerrymandering Bad Until They Need To Gerrymander Again https://t.co/4yumW6seu4 pic.twitter.com/T1Wuz2luyT
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026
the top 1% of vaginas have 99% of the microbes https://t.co/ApoCRdUtws pic.twitter.com/U1t8mEiTIZ
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) April 30, 2026
🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just brutally MOGGED the anti-ICE May Day protestors in DC by BUZZING THEM in Marine One
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 1, 2026
The pass was so low that it totally drowned out their microphones.
Which resulted in them SCREAMING and flipping off the sky 🤣
What a LEGEND 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/dvi7cyrzzu
— Magills (@magills_) May 1, 2026
You never know what your going to find when walking down the beach.... pic.twitter.com/71cWts9FZB
— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) April 30, 2026
“One of the bittersweet things about growing old is realizing how mistaken you were when you were young. As a young political leftist, I saw the left as the voice of the common man. Nothing could be further from the truth.”
— Thomas Sowell Quotes (@ThomasSowell) May 1, 2026
— Thomas Sowell
I haven't seen Chuck Schumer this mad since they made everyone use the same water fountains.
— U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) May 1, 2026
Obama campaigned hard against a Black woman “Winsome Sears” and got Virginia a crazy White Liberal woman in Spanberger.
— Common Cent$ (@Common_Cent1) May 1, 2026
Obama wants you to be mad that we can no longer do race based gerrymandering. Make it make sense.😉😂 pic.twitter.com/dICMDtcisR
Democrats are literally arguing that Republicans are racist because we are against segregation.
— OutspokenSamantha (@Outspoken_Sam) April 30, 2026
The left: Stop saying we are pushing for illegal immigrants to vote in elections
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) April 30, 2026
Also the left: All we’re saying is we want illegal immigrants to vote in elections pic.twitter.com/nQLKafGpmt
This is so wrong but so hilarious 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0iVAZYfzvb
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) May 1, 2026

I Can Ship My Pants!” – The Legendary Kmart Commercial That Had Everyone Laughing (and Blushing)
— NancyH (@NancyH_60) April 30, 2026
In a bustling Kmart store, a wide-eyed customer approaches the helpful associate at the counter with a mix of surprise and excitement. “So I can ship my pants right here?” he asks,… pic.twitter.com/KXQYo1IeBe
As usual..
— Andy (@PositivFuturist) May 1, 2026
The right : Here are 100 videos of it happening.
The left : Here is a thoughtpiece which explains that if you redefine words, the right is completely wrong.
If you’re keeping track, Democrats are
— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) May 1, 2026
- running a candidate for Senate with a literal Nazi tattoo,
- funding the KKK through the SPLC,
- and fighting for racially segregated congressional districts.
But Republicans are the racists.
Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet https://t.co/T8a6NtL1kh pic.twitter.com/zmMTcfkeKN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026
A.I. Calculates It Will Be More Efficient To Just Let Humanity Destroy Itself https://t.co/GnmSSw2OyL pic.twitter.com/SM0KVQXRan
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 2, 2026
https://t.co/ZhAZNluGEI pic.twitter.com/ZFrPE4LQMV
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) May 1, 2026
Me, watching Spirit’s demise and then realizing that their customers will be buying seats next to me on the airlines that I fly: https://t.co/BCd8PBqTTW pic.twitter.com/y5OHFnwBZv
— Governor Dill (@TheGreenOldDill) May 1, 2026
Dilbert 10 Years Ago pic.twitter.com/2qSArp6mAe
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) May 1, 2026
Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People's Skin, The Racists Will Have Won https://t.co/PAISH5jIIU pic.twitter.com/jyzjX37oKi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2026
Spirit Airlines' best and last hope pic.twitter.com/ldGOaqPglA
— Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) May 1, 2026