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10:25a, 5/12/26

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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10:28a, 5/12/26

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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10:29a, 5/12/26

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

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11:10a, 5/12/26

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Welcome to TDS Asylum pic.twitter.com/FfQoJ0lOe5
— Mr. Star Spangled MAGA (@4thOfJuly365) May 12, 2026

BREAKING - Virginia Attorney General Jay Jones has sent the Democrats’ motion appealing the Supreme Court of Virginia ruling blocking their redistricting effort to the wrong court, just days after his first emergency appeal contained numerous spelling errors. pic.twitter.com/qz34gf9CRu
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) May 12, 2026

JUST IN! Whoa, did you guys know that @AGJayJones filed a third appeal with SCOTUS? I only just now saw a copy of it ... this could actually be the one that overturns the SCOVA ruling. pic.twitter.com/0R2P70kKaS
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) May 12, 2026

Here’s The 5 Guys Who Killed Late Night Comedy

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, and John Oliver

So much for Diversity! pic.twitter.com/zbsNSswU2w
— Alec Lace (@AlecLace) May 12, 2026

All these Media outlets compared Elon’s wave to a Nazi solute:

NYT
BBC
NPR
CNN
Axios
WaPo
Reuters
MSNBC
Al Jazeera
USA Today
The Guardian
The Independent

They knew it was a lie.

Mamdani was just saying “my heart goes out to you.”

Propaganda Media is the Enemy of the People. pic.twitter.com/togOq1kneo
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 11, 2026

Can someone on the left please tell me what rules we are playing by?

If Donald Trump saying
"March peacefully and patriotically" on January 6th is inciting an insurrection....

What is it when
Hakeem Jeffries calls for
"Maximum warfare
everywhere in real the time"?
— Old Salty Marine (@BamaSaltyMarine) May 11, 2026

Right. She also held the Epstein files for 4 years and stalled when Bondi first asked for them. She likely tainted them. She was one of Epstein's prosecutors. pic.twitter.com/IrKNQq2OKt
— Vern (@TipsyPianoBar) May 11, 2026

Remember when Biden would just make up sayings and then claim that his dad used to say them because Democrats love that stuff? That was awesome. pic.twitter.com/6mYENzjlG1
— MAZE (@mazemoore) May 12, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.

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12:26p, 5/12/26

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This is a Trojan Horse. https://t.co/07tTQantCs
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 12, 2026

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12:31p, 5/12/26

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Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt Of Not Wanting To Destroy California https://t.co/qkaKjxgSdA pic.twitter.com/tmP7htietJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 12, 2026

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1:34p, 5/12/26

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2:26p, 5/12/26

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Not to mention, it's being paid for privately, not with taxpayer money. She is a dumb person.

🚨 President Trump just absolutely put a fake news reporter in her place.

Reporter whines: “The cost of your ballroom doubled!!”

Trump: “I doubled the SIZE OF IT you DUMB PERSON! You are NOT a smart person.” 🫳🏼🎤 pic.twitter.com/38w4RBCnxx
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) May 12, 2026

AOC on the new Tennessee Congressional map which would eliminate the last Democrat seat:

“States like Tennessee want to wipe out every Black Representative”

The current Democrat Rep is a White guy and his Republican opponent is a Black woman.

Can’t make this up pic.twitter.com/ZDWojmaHCC
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 11, 2026

welcome to the democratic socialists of America, NAZIs pic.twitter.com/ONn1rFtsZ6
— Antifa Clipper (@MediaViv) May 11, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.

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3:37p, 5/12/26

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I don’t know about you, but if arrows show up on the floors in grocery stores, because of the scam Hantavirus.

I will be driving my grocery cart like a new Immigrant Semi Truck Driver the wrong way down every aisle and ignoring signage.🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/LIFNI1Qi7W
— Rob Logan (@Northerngold01) May 12, 2026

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4:07p, 5/12/26

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pic.twitter.com/iHVj06ebMm
— Meme The Politicians (@MTP4real) May 12, 2026

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4:39p, 5/12/26

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pic.twitter.com/QdS8KS3elb
— Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) May 12, 2026

“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio

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5:49p, 5/12/26

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General Marco Tso heads to China and promises to deliver. pic.twitter.com/d2WqqPBjH4
— JeffXmemes (@JeffXmemes) May 12, 2026

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6:18p, 5/12/26

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Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue https://t.co/PmUPVGEyAe pic.twitter.com/0AA30r7QXd
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 11, 2026

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:20p, 5/12/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:20p, 5/12/26

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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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6:21p, 5/12/26

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Yup.

The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.

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In reply to TAMUallen • 7:03p, 5/12/26

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TAMUallen said:
Helen of Troy & Achilles 2004 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/SlVlrje12h
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 12, 2026

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7:59p, 5/12/26

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pic.twitter.com/0vgvetgsJe
— Governor Hot Wheels (@GovHotWheels_TX) May 12, 2026

“If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio

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8:15p, 5/12/26

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“Buy Nike” 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/ZA7EBWDr54
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) May 13, 2026

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8:17p, 5/12/26

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🔥🦾😂 pic.twitter.com/X12gU1OSCe
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) May 12, 2026

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8:23p, 5/12/26

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pic.twitter.com/ccAvUbjlYZ
— Taya Bass (@travelingflying) May 12, 2026

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8:45p, 5/12/26

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He has a dream pic.twitter.com/H8j3OCqey2
— Chad Kelly’s Vacuum Pipe (@ChadKellysPipe) May 12, 2026

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8:58p, 5/12/26

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Found my Gameday sign when LSU comes to town. pic.twitter.com/uIRXXLfdL4
— DRVawl (@DRVawl) May 12, 2026

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9:03p, 5/12/26

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Lane Kiffin never went to the back of the bus, even when a white man told him to. pic.twitter.com/EzOoNFoCef
— Leland (@ItsLeland) May 12, 2026

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9:27p, 5/12/26

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😆 pic.twitter.com/wgwm5S9Ubk
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld) May 13, 2026

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9:45p, 5/12/26

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Just a thought pic.twitter.com/tPRRzGPKMc
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) May 13, 2026

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11:18p, 5/12/26

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Who wants to play SPOT THE LIBERAL?😂 pic.twitter.com/zmMIfmwzUO
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) May 12, 2026

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12:09a, 5/13/26

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pic.twitter.com/pOjqRDklI6
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) May 13, 2026

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12:12a, 5/13/26

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"Achilles, I challenge you to open this pickle jar" https://t.co/ufZxe5l4CZ pic.twitter.com/91vT1iNYOj
— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) May 12, 2026

Pickle jars: My long-time nemesis and Achilles heel. https://t.co/eRx8a71yNA pic.twitter.com/0O9VvkkGzl
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) May 12, 2026

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12:14a, 5/13/26

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💯 pic.twitter.com/AFMKzubFUB
— Political Blasphememes (@PBlasphememes) May 12, 2026

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12:20a, 5/13/26

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— Edward Wronka (@BigChiefEddieLF) May 13, 2026

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8:54a, 5/13/26

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Who did this? - 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/9z0QrmDWJE
— DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) May 12, 2026

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8:59a, 5/13/26

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EXCLUSIVE: Chilling accounts out of Israel of the IDF training sharks to come onto land to devour Palestinians in their homes, often gaining access by posing as innocuous candygram or pizza deliverers

So far I’ve got 14 sources confirming this, working to lock down more pic.twitter.com/cGoGKuIhZT
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 12, 2026

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