All the men are about the same height
Democrats believe in walls after all! pic.twitter.com/msK9VLBcjt
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) June 18, 2026

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list. https://t.co/TCVlcfLM2v
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) June 17, 2026
So are we referring to Juneteenth as "Black Friday" this year?
— Kenzie Marie (@KenzieMarieInWA) June 18, 2026
Or is that too offensive?
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 18, 2026
It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter
— Gus (@Banjo761) June 18, 2026