Rapier108 said:

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Some people prefer to pay cash for everything.

And technically it was a theft, not a robbery, the latter implies the use of force to take something.

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Actually, according to a jury I served on, the requirement is fear. The case I was on was a black homeless guy in SF who used a blade to rob a Walgreens, but according to the camera, the little asian guy didnt look afraid, so the idiots who served with me ruled non-guilty. Force didnt make one bit of difference per the law apparently, as said by the lawyers and judge on the case. All that mattered was proving fear, which the grainy video of the cameras for some reason couldn't determine. I guess he needed to lay on the ground and piss himself, but he dared to try to stop the POS before pulling the blade.

Also, Walgreens apparently have cameras from the 80s. I also learned that a hell of a lot of people determine guilt based on color of skin, not by what they do. And by color, I'm referring to black. Many even stated they already decided he wouldn't be guilty before things even started.

It's amazing the things I heard during that case, and I sure as hell hope that I never need my peers to determine my fate...

Ice Barbie will survive.

I'll never forget watching that and seeing that agent pull that MP out from under his sport coat. I thought "Holy ****"!

GAC06 said:

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$3000 walking around money?

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That's about 3 diet cokes and a candy bar in DC

TRD-Ferguson said:

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I'll never forget watching that and seeing that agent pull that MP out from under his sport coat. I thought "Holy ****"!

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Uzi, not MP5. Those are Standard Uzi models.

That incident more or less put Uzi on the international map as a security force weapon.

Message sent to terrorists: Noem is an easy target. Fire at will.

She looks pretty fit for 53.
But she does look more like Megan Fox though.

JD05AG said:

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I don't know about y'all, but $3000 isn't that much to carry on you. I've known guys that don't leave home without $15000 cash in their boot.

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Can't tell if joking or Texags not-so-humble-bragging. Well done. I bet Elon Musk rarely carries more than $5k cash at a time.

TRD-Ferguson said:

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I'll never forget watching that and seeing that agent pull that MP out from under his sport coat. I thought "Holy ****"!

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It's an uzi right? Although I know a lot of them do carry MP5's/MP5k's.

Based on the limited information provided in the article, I surmise that the thief was a liberal lunatic.

Relax she could make that amount is one evening should she feel the need to. lol

On a serious note the perp needs to be taken in and water boarded or hooked up to a car battery. Find out who put him up to it. Time to get to the heart of the soros family Obama and Biden crime ring or the Clinton se trafficking company. The left is evil and doesn't even hide it. Next week it will be a hardened white conservative Trump voter stole her bag. Sure and I'll believe that. We all know which side has the most evil non believers.

Logos Stick said:

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BearJew13 said:

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What about the buried lede of the secret service allowing this to happen?

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The roof of the restaurant was too sloped.

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can't get TOO sloped, more is better!

El Gallo Blanco said:

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JD05AG said:

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I don't know about y'all, but $3000 isn't that much to carry on you. I've known guys that don't leave home without $15000 cash in their boot.

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Can't tell if joking or Texags not-so-humble-bragging. Well done. I bet Elon Musk rarely carries more than $5k cash at a time.

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I guess I just live in a little different bubble than most. I'm not ever gonna brag, most texaggers are probably worth more than me. But cash on hand is a benefit when you're 60 miles from the nearest bank. Just saying it's not a lot to keep on hand. No venmo when you don't have cell service. Honestly I think everyone should keep that much on hand at all times, I know it's not possible for some, but the less you spend on your cc, and spend real cash, the better it is for the local economy.

JD05AG said:

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El Gallo Blanco said:

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JD05AG said:

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I don't know about y'all, but $3000 isn't that much to carry on you. I've known guys that don't leave home without $15000 cash in their boot.

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Can't tell if joking or Texags not-so-humble-bragging. Well done. I bet Elon Musk rarely carries more than $5k cash at a time.

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I guess I just live in a little different bubble than most. I'm not ever gonna brag, most texaggers are probably worth more than me. But cash on hand is a benefit when you're 60 miles from the nearest bank. Just saying it's not a lot to keep on hand. No venmo when you don't have cell service. Honestly I think everyone should keep that much on hand at all times, I know it's not possible for some, but the less you spend on your cc, and spend real cash, the better it is for the local economy.

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Fair points, although I'd be nervous carrying around more than a few grand. But I am in the suburbs and often venture into H-Town.

So….it wasn't a panty raid?

Where were the SS agents sitting to allow this to happen?

mjschiller said:

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Where were the SS agents sitting to allow this to happen?

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Apparently they're recruiting the wrong folks ….. current equipment managers should be ideal focus group

https://www.tiktok.com/@bleacherreport/video/7441785317457202475?lang=en

Secret Service strikes again! Or should I say, Secret Service doesn't strike again?

Big cities are just flat out dangerous to be in. Our country's big cities have turned into cesspools thanks to the dems.

Logos Stick said:

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BearJew13 said:

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What about the buried lede of the secret service allowing this to happen?

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The roof of the restaurant was too sloped.

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No, the SS is only responsible for a 5-inch diameter around her when she goes to dinner. Her purse was 6-inches away.
The restaurant staff were told of this, so don't attack the SS.

All of you guys are focus on the $3K and SS.. and all I am thinking.. . why does she still carry a check book?

In some places, the government would take that cash through civil asset forfeiture. "You can't be doing anything legal with that much cash …"

this literally goes against everything happening in society now-

the vast amount of transactions now use credit cards/venmo/paypal

very few percentage of Americans use all cash

which is why Trump wants to get rid of coins.

justcallmeharry said:

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She had legitimate plans for that cash...

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/21/noem-thief-trump-restaurant-secret-service.html

"Noem's bag contained roughly $3,000 in cash, which she had withdrawn to treat her family to dinner and Easter gifts and activities, a DHS spokesperson said.

A thief stole Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's purse while she was dining at a restaurant in downtown Washington, D.C., on Sunday night, two law enforcement sources confirmed to CNBC.

The bag also contained Noem's passport, makeup, blank checks, her driver's license, keys and medication, according to CNN, which first reported the theft.

The U.S. Secret Service has reviewed security footage that shows an unidentified white male, who wore a medical mask, snatching the bag, CNN reported.

Noem, asked about the theft during the White House Easter Egg Roll later Monday morning, said that it is "not resolved yet."

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One hell of an Easter celebration.

I would have expected these high up govt. officials to have their property be trackable. Body and property should be trackable.

IndividualFreedom said:

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I would have expected these high up govt. officials to have their property be trackable. Body and property should be trackable.

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SecDef cannot disappear for 3 days if we start tracking the cabinet members.

Kristi Noem is such a bad ass, that she sat down this morning and confronted the homeless man that stole her purse last night at dinner. pic.twitter.com/GkK8LgGToQ

— Brenden Dilley (@WarlordDilley) April 22, 2025

So I just heard that the bad guy stuck his foot under the table and drug her purse over to him and then sauntered out with it. Where TF was SS? Dan, are your former boys still DEI? This is truly a disgrace.

IndividualFreedom said:

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So I just heard that the bad guy stuck his foot under the table and drug her purse over to him and then sauntered out with it. Where TF was SS? Dan, are your former boys still DEI? This is truly a disgrace.

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It did not look like a large restaurant so it should have been somewhat obvious.

The mask game in DC is strong (I was there to visit this past weekend) and masks indicated entitled government worker or homeless miscreant.

Sounds like she had a large group, why not make the building secure for the short time she was grabbing a burger and a beer?

Not sure if true, but funny if so. Update:

🚨 JUST IN: The thief who snatched DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse has been ARRESTED, and is in the country ILLEGALLY, per DC US Attorney Ed Martin

This dude just bought himself a one way ticket to El Salvador.

Very few people will experience the level of FAFO this guy is in… pic.twitter.com/AzjTu3TekR

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 27, 2025

Confirmed.

https://nypost.com/2025/04/27/us-news/illegal-migrant-accused-of-snatching-kristi-noems-gucci-bag-identified-serial-criminal/

Because if she isn't going to buy out every seat in the house you can't "make it secure".

techno-ag said:

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Confirmed.

https://nypost.com/2025/04/27/us-news/illegal-migrant-accused-of-snatching-kristi-noems-gucci-bag-identified-serial-criminal/

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Ok, so not "white" white, "MSM White". Got it.

Can't make this story up….quick burial pending by our independent MSM