Guppy said:

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Questions for those that say never door dash or uber eats…

What should I do when I travel (which I do weekly) and I get to my hotel after the hotel restaurant has shut down and I've had nothing to eat all day? Eat a protein bar and call it a night?

Should I also pick up my pizza when I order it for family movie night at home?

I have ZERO problem being efficient with my time and paying someone to deliver my food. If it saves me 30 mins of my time (getting in my car, driving to a restaurant, waiting on my order, driving home) then I'll gladly fork over $20 in tip / delivery fee.

I've probably ordered from Uber Eats 150+ times in the last 5 years. 95% of the time my food is in a sealed container/ bag and my food is hot and yummy. But I also pay for priority delivery (and extra $3). The few issues I've had I simply report the problem and get my money back.

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Psycho Bunny said:

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fixer said:

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BkYdPitmaster said:

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infinity ag said:

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Doordash is for lazy fatasses.

I prefer to call/use the app and drive and pickup. Good excuse to go out and have a conversation with the wife as i drive.

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Idiotic. It allows us to send dinner to my 95 yr old mother who can't go retrieve it herself. There are tons of folks that need a little help…and they're not fatasses.

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20 percent of the usage; the other 80% is the laziness.

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I thought this was America, if I want to be lazy, by god I'll be lazy.

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Logos Stick said:

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BigRobSA said:

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Guppy said:

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Questions for those that say never door dash or uber eats…

What should I do when I travel (which I do weekly) and I get to my hotel after the hotel restaurant has shut down and I've had nothing to eat all day? Eat a protein bar and call it a night?

Should I also pick up my pizza when I order it for family movie night at home?

I have ZERO problem being efficient with my time and paying someone to deliver my food. If it saves me 30 mins of my time (getting in my car, driving to a restaurant, waiting on my order, driving home) then I'll gladly fork over $20 in tip / delivery fee.

I've probably ordered from Uber Eats 150+ times in the last 5 years. 95% of the time my food is in a sealed container/ bag and my food is hot and yummy. But I also pay for priority delivery (and extra $3). The few issues I've had I simply report the problem and get my money back.

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I traveled all of the time for several years as a Regional Mgr of 24 states.

Never once door dashed. At worst, I lazied it up and went through a drive-thru, but usually cooked something either in a microwave or on the stove, as I usually was in a "suite" kind of place. Bought food for the fridge, etc.

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Let me guess.... your grow and harvest everything you cook too, amiright?

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cevans_40 said:

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Psycho Bunny said:

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fixer said:

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BkYdPitmaster said:

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infinity ag said:

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Doordash is for lazy fatasses.

I prefer to call/use the app and drive and pickup. Good excuse to go out and have a conversation with the wife as i drive.

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Idiotic. It allows us to send dinner to my 95 yr old mother who can't go retrieve it herself. There are tons of folks that need a little help…and they're not fatasses.

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20 percent of the usage; the other 80% is the laziness.

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I thought this was America, if I want to be lazy, by god I'll be lazy.

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LOL. Like not walking the 20 steps to and from your car to go pick up food is what separates the lazy from the hard working.

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Psycho Bunny said:

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fixer said:

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BkYdPitmaster said:

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infinity ag said:

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Doordash is for lazy fatasses.

I prefer to call/use the app and drive and pickup. Good excuse to go out and have a conversation with the wife as i drive.

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Idiotic. It allows us to send dinner to my 95 yr old mother who can't go retrieve it herself. There are tons of folks that need a little help…and they're not fatasses.

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20 percent of the usage; the other 80% is the laziness.

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I thought this was America, if I want to be lazy, by god I'll be lazy.

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NEW: DoorDash driver accused of spraying pepper spray on Arby’s food after dropping it off at a home in Indiana.

Mark Cardin says his wife started choking and gasping after she started eating the food.

"I noticed my wife had started eating and she started choking and gasping,… pic.twitter.com/yFrvXVBGtR

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 10, 2025

javajaws said:

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Martin Cash said:

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Fuzzy Dunlop said:

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I have never doordashed. Don't be lazy, go pick up your food. You'll save a lot of money.

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America today: pay someone to cook your food, and pay someone else to bring it to you.

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...then pay someone else for medication to lose the weight from all that food!

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Logos Stick said:

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More Doordash folly:

NEW: DoorDash driver accused of spraying pepper spray on Arby’s food after dropping it off at a home in Indiana.

Mark Cardin says his wife started choking and gasping after she started eating the food.

"I noticed my wife had started eating and she started choking and gasping,… pic.twitter.com/yFrvXVBGtR

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 10, 2025

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infinity ag said:

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Psycho Bunny said:

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fixer said:

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BkYdPitmaster said:

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infinity ag said:

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Doordash is for lazy fatasses.

I prefer to call/use the app and drive and pickup. Good excuse to go out and have a conversation with the wife as i drive.

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Idiotic. It allows us to send dinner to my 95 yr old mother who can't go retrieve it herself. There are tons of folks that need a little help…and they're not fatasses.

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20 percent of the usage; the other 80% is the laziness.

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I thought this was America, if I want to be lazy, by god I'll be lazy.

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This WAS America.

Now it is some weird version of China, India, Nigeria, Afghanistan, Syria, Somalia.....

Wake up my friend.

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