Hear me out: Pentagon needs a lot of pizza ovens onsite

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HTownAg98 said:

There's also a gay bar near the Pentagon that tends to be less busy when something big is about to happen. Could be just a repeated coincidence.

MSM reporters have to pull out and go back to work.
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KingofHazor said:

I was talking to an AF officer at church this morning and his thoughts were that whoever made that Polymarkets bet is in big trouble if they're in the military. He thought that it was likely a security breach among many other issues. Now, all adversaries will be watching Polymarkets for signs as to our intentions.

That was my first thought as well. Certainly looks like what happened at first glance.
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K2-HMFIC said:



This is my initial thought as well but do any of them operate 24/7? I've only been in the building during bankers hours.
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aggiehawg said:

K2-HMFIC said:



Okay next dumb question. I take it where these foods are offered are in a segregated location so the workers for the food joints don't require security clearances?

I don't know 100% how AAFES NEX (or whoever owns the contract operates, but I suspect they use a standard background check, not a full up SF86/SSBI investigation. Could be wrong though.
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Equinox said:

HTownAg98 said:

There's also a gay bar near the Pentagon that tends to be less busy when something big is about to happen. Could be just a repeated coincidence.

MSM reporters' lovers have to pull out and go back to work.

FIFY
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Equinox said:

HTownAg98 said:

There's also a gay bar near the Pentagon that tends to be less busy when something big is about to happen. Could be just a repeated coincidence.

MSM reporters have to pull out and go back to work.


Phrasing
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Who remember the time they found out they could order a pizza oven on MASH?
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https://x.com/pizzin****ch/status/2007997864832544972
Welp, guess I will find out who died when I wake up tomorrow.

**** is apparently banned even if it's part of a bigger word. Filters be silly.
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Maybe Tay Tays world tour video leaked to YouTube and the boys are staying late to watch it together?
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txags92 said:

HTownAg98 said:

There's also a gay bar near the Pentagon that tends to be less busy when something big is about to happen. Could be just a repeated coincidence.

Why would all the ATF guys get called in for a foreign op?

Solid work

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I guess China decided to cooperate with us since they know who the boss is now.
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Jock 07 said:

K2-HMFIC said:



This is my initial thought as well but do any of them operate 24/7? I've only been in the building during bankers hours.

There's a place that does food for swings and graveyards...
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KingofHazor said:

I was talking to an AF officer at church this morning and his thoughts were that whoever made that Polymarkets bet is in big trouble if they're in the military. He thought that it was likely a security breach among many other issues. Now, all adversaries will be watching Polymarkets for signs as to our intentions.

That works both ways. Can also be used for disinformation.
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txags92
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Zachary Klement said:



Can we get somebody over there to see if there are large piles of takeout boxes on the counter or if it is just a bunch of losers who just got done protesting whatever it is they might have been paid to protest today going in for a slice of pizza and a juice box before they get back on the Soros buses to go home?
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txags92 said:

Zachary Klement said:



Can we get somebody over there to see if there are large piles of takeout boxes on the counter or if it is just a bunch of losers who just got done protesting whatever it is they might have been paid to protest today going in for a slice of pizza and a juice box before they get back on the Soros buses to go home?



In the name of Jesus Christ, please stop…this is a dumb metric.
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K2-HMFIC said:

txags92 said:

Zachary Klement said:



Can we get somebody over there to see if there are large piles of takeout boxes on the counter or if it is just a bunch of losers who just got done protesting whatever it is they might have been paid to protest today going in for a slice of pizza and a juice box before they get back on the Soros buses to go home?



In the name of Jesus Christ, please stop…this is a dumb metric.

Lighten up Francis, it was a joke aimed at people who thought that metric would be meaningful mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, done in the style of a Texags coaching change thread.
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