NYT has this, but paywalled. So link to Guardian article below.

***** injection' claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada.

Apparently a bigger ***** allows for a bigger suit to be approved, allowable suit size being set by a 3D scanner at the lowest point of genitals. Later, in competition said suit with "normal" ***** is looser acts like a sail and can extend jump length significantly.

So, enlarging genitals by injecting a substance ( hyaluronic acid) seems to be a viable way to go "longer".

Politics related due to the long interplay of politics and the Olympics, though to be honest, I also thought this make a good pinata for the board that was less serious than many recent topics.


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/05/*****-injection-doping-claims-in-winter-olympics-ski-jumping-investigated-by-wada

And for the record, I am in favor of the US being the biggest and the baddest in all events, despite being unwilling to compete in this race myself for personal reasons.

To go to the link, you'll have to edit the 5 asterisks in the web address.

So, enlarging genitals by injecting a substance ( hyaluronic acid) seems to be a viable way to go "longer".









That's what she said

GeorgiAg said:

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Another unfair advantage for Trans Women competing in sports.

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good one.

Sounds more like a cover for performance enhancement for after hours activities in Olympic village.

Another sports the Asians will get dismantled at.

Will we see our first black ski jumper? Barry Wood gonna win gold?

Old men are about to dominate this sport with their saggy scrotes.

Some of those weird dudes in India morph their private areas into works of art. Perhaps these skiers are artistic performers?

flown-the-coop said:

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Another sports the Asians will get dismantled at.

Will we see our first black ski jumper? Barry Wood gonna win gold?

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I guess I could have been a gold medal ski jumper. Missed opportunity. Oh well.

Now all your TexAgs ads will be about enlargement.

Clear your cookies! (Or not, nothing to be worried about)

AozorAg said:

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I guess I could have been a gold medal ski jumper. Missed opportunity. Oh well.

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Did you have to pull out of the competition?

I'm sure it makes the pen thicker, but not longer.

If there was an injectable that made a pen both thicker and longer that company would have the highest market cap, revenues and profitability in the world….

Though I have been told on good authority that girth is more desired than length (assuming average length)…..

flown-the-coop said:

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AozorAg said:

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I guess I could have been a gold medal ski jumper. Missed opportunity. Oh well.

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Did you have to pull out of the competition?

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Well, he did exit prematurely...

Jarrin Jay said:

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I'm sure it makes the pen thicker, but not longer.

If there was an injectable that made a pen both thicker and longer that company would have the highest market cap, revenues and profitability in the world….

Though I have been told on good authority that girth is more desired than length (assuming average length)…..

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So...

Tuna can is out?

Tabasco said:

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So, enlarging genitals by injecting a substance ( hyaluronic acid) seems to be a viable way to go "longer".









That's what she said

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It does plump up skin, helping to remove wrinkles in face and neck creams. Not permanent so will have to rub it on daily. (So to speak.)

Brits has their Eddie the Eagle.

May I present Wesley the Wing! (Yes his name is Wesley, yes he is real).

We need some of you engineers to determine if the additional 132 pounds offsets the lift capability of the cod piece aka wing.

So based on this report, having larger dingalings is not a competitive advantage. *Pretending* to have larger dingalings at the time the suit is being fitted is the advantage. The extra fabric they let you have to accommodate your nonexistent extra junk acts as a sail and gives you more flight time.

This is genius. I approve.

The Marsh Formula

T.M.I. = ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)

Jarrin Jay said:

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I'm sure it makes the pen thicker, but not longer.

If there was an injectable that made a pen both thicker and longer that company would have the highest market cap, revenues and profitability in the world….

Though I have been told on good authority that girth is more desired than length (assuming average length)…..

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Can't they just stuff a sack of quarters down there..... or are they putting it on the wrong side of the underwear?

Do they allow a ski for the wheelbarrow also?

You guys laugh but injecting even just a little bit of hyaluronic acid can make a vas deferens in the jump.

Line Ate Member said:

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Do they allow a ski for the wheelbarrow also?

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My freshman HS biology class started off with days of these images, due to a rather perverted Biology teacher who spent years in SE asia. All boys school, but the 2 Frosh who were taking from our "sister" school quickly dropped.

great times.

We've got US athletes now criticizing America over there. **** the Olympics! It is in the dustbin right along with the NFL for me.

Seems that a large larger suit would cut both ways depending on wind direction.

stetson said:

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Seems that a large larger suit would cut both ways depending on wind direction.

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Not an Aero E, but I suspect wind is relatively unimportant compared to vector created by launch off the ramp downhill.