The act of having to perform "clean-up" on your $20k robot should make anyone who does it consider their life choices.

I myself rather walk into oncoming traffic.

bonfarr said:

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No job is safe from AI and robots. pic.twitter.com/gpeD7dV3di

— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) February 12, 2026

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Yeah but can it do this?

EclipseAg said:

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bonfarr said:

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No job is safe from AI and robots. pic.twitter.com/gpeD7dV3di

— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) February 12, 2026

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Yeah but can it do this?

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You have to tip for the upgrade!

Robots like robot vacuums and laundry folding robots are great because they free up tasks. The middle class gets a taste of the upper class who has servants at their beck and call. Generally good things here. I love having a robot vacuum that cleans and mops the floors.

I think technology like this will allow people to sink further into their technology driven isolation. Generally bad things here.

What could go wrong?

They gotten so real, that when you come home and tell her you had a great day fishing and caught a limit, she rips your ass about leaving her home alone for so long so you obviously don't care about her feelings. No dongle port for you tonight.

I'll have the Binford 5000 in an Audrey Hepburn skin, please.

Squadron7 said:

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I'll have the Binford 5000 in an Audrey Hepburn skin, please.

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I don't think so, Tim.

New career path for me! Robot divorce lawyer.

I want the Ana de Armas Blade Runner version.

I mean if you are going to have an attractive female robot why not go for bigger bewbs? Mine would all be built like Sydney Sweeney even if the are just going to mop my floor

bonfarr said:

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I mean if you are going to have an attractive female robot why not go for bigger bewbs? Mine would all be built like Sydney Sweeney even if the are just going to mop my floor

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And flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer!

bonfarr said:

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I mean if you are going to have an attractive female robot why not go for bigger bewbs? Mine would all be built like Sydney Sweeney even if the are just going to mop my floor

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Dude, that is the miracle of capitalism and the marketplace. We all get what we want.

I get Audrey Hepburn. You get Sydney Sweeney. GeorgiAg gets the Ana de Armas version.

And the CM's get the Krassensteins.

Win-Win.

techno-ag said:

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Meet Melody, your new #AI-powered, multilingual, humanoid girlfriend.
via @MarioNawfal
#Robotics #Technology #ArtificialIntelligence #MI #ML #Innovation pic.twitter.com/uV20txsvCt

— Ronald van Loon (@Ronald_vanLoon) February 6, 2026

These AI powered robots can do anything short of actual physical labor like Elon is trying to have Tesla bots do. This woman bot smiles and talks using AI. Birth rates are likely to further decline. Guys don't have to interact with a screen anymore. She's right there.

Buy a secluded place in West Texas, stock up on supplies and hunker down with your fam. The end is upon us. (Kidding. Sort of.)

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Look at those hands...that's a Dude-bot

Guess I should start trying to decide if I want 1 $300 hooker-bot or 300 $1 hooker-bots.

japantiger said:

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techno-ag said:

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Meet Melody, your new #AI-powered, multilingual, humanoid girlfriend.
via @MarioNawfal
#Robotics #Technology #ArtificialIntelligence #MI #ML #Innovation pic.twitter.com/uV20txsvCt

— Ronald van Loon (@Ronald_vanLoon) February 6, 2026

These AI powered robots can do anything short of actual physical labor like Elon is trying to have Tesla bots do. This woman bot smiles and talks using AI. Birth rates are likely to further decline. Guys don't have to interact with a screen anymore. She's right there.

Buy a secluded place in West Texas, stock up on supplies and hunker down with your fam. The end is upon us. (Kidding. Sort of.)

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Look at those hands...that's a Dude-bot

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The world of AI meets Seinfeld.

They've got a long ways to go before you can say "real"

And she won't be tired?? Added bonus