An absolute Monster being Paroled in California

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Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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This is David Funston, a 1995 convict who raped seven children aged 3 to 10 using candy lures, now eligible for parole at age 64 under California's elderly parole law expanded by AB 3234 to include inmates over 50 after 20 years served.

Funston's crimes took place between 1995 and 1996 in the Sacramento area, where he targeted six girls and one boy. He was eventually arrested after a neighbor took down his license plate and called police. He was convicted and sentenced to three consecutive life terms plus 20 years, however Funston became eligible for parole under the state's Elderly Parole Program.

So what is this Elderly Parole Program?

  • The 2020 law, authored by Assemblyman Phil Ting and signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, lacks exemptions for violent sex crimes, enabling Funston's release despite his three consecutive life sentences; a 2025 Republican-led reform bill, SB 286, stalled in committee over projected $2 billion incarceration costs.
Somebody has got to explain to me how someone ever sees the street again after being sentenced to THREE CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES plus 20 years. That's mind boggling, even for California.

Of course Gavin Newscum is playing dumb, regardless of the fact he signed the bill into law allowing this. And he appointed every one of the Parole board members that are granting this parole. Now, the Governor of California does not have to approve every parole, but he has the authority to review and reverse parole grants for inmates serving indeterminate sentences (e.g., life sentences). This review process applies to specific cases, often involving murder, or violent sex crimes, where the Governor can affirm, modify, or reverse the decision based on public safety. So the ball is in his court I guess, curious how this goes forward. I know in Texas that sentence would never be outlived.


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Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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"We're going to turn this red Prius into a soup kitchen!"
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Liberals are okay with pedophiles. Really dont understand how anyone is ok with it, but thats a lib for you
Rapier108
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Democrats voted for this and will do so again.
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Strange wording but yes, he has been GRANTED parole

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-02-25/serial-child-molester-elderly-parole-outrage

Take care of him criminals. Time to take care of your own state and neighborhoods

This guy will commit more crimes.
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Cant get over THREE LIFE SENTENCES PLUS 20 YEARS and he gets to do less than 30 years total?!
annie88
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Sex offenders cannot be rehabilitated.

He will do it again.
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TAMUallen said:

Cant get over THREE LIFE SENTENCES PLUS 20 YEARS and he gets to do less than 30 years total?!


jury and judge wanted to make sure this guy breathed his last breath in prison. and the communists let him out to terrorize more children.
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Louisiana has passed a similar law. Their parole board is far less likely to grant release than California, though.
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California dreaming turned into taking children for gender reassignment and mainstreaming pedophiles.
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This is one of the sickest ones I've ever seen. California has had big problems with criminal "justice" for a long time.


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Someone fire up the Plauche signal.
Anubus
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She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.
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Dirty_Mike&the_boys said:

The 2020 law, authored by Assemblyman Phil Ting and signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, lacks exemptions for violent sex crimes, enabling Funston's release despite his three consecutive life sentences; a 2025 Republican-led reform bill, SB 286, stalled in committee over projected $2 billion incarceration costs.

Can't afford to keep animals like this locked up, but somehow there's always more than enough money to fund illegal aliens.
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I can't believe we're not discussing his race and gender self-ID…

It makes all the difference here in the People republic of Ca.
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Anubus said:

She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.


I don't really understand the point you are trying to make here. 15 year olds don't listen to wisdom sometimes. The rape and amputation rests squarely on the shoulders of the rapist.
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annie88 said:

Sex offenders cannot be rehabilitated.

.45 ACP is very effective at rehabilitating sex offenders. So is rope.
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Anubus said:

She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.


But but but…she was dressed provocatively.

Go away.
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Anubus said:

She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.

Wait. What? Are you kidding me?
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Anubus said:

She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.


What a weird response about this victim.
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She made a poor decision but that doesn't make the criminal that did it any less guilty nor the crime any less egregious.
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J.P. 03 said:

Dirty_Mike&the_boys said:

The 2020 law, authored by Assemblyman Phil Ting and signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, lacks exemptions for violent sex crimes, enabling Funston's release despite his three consecutive life sentences; a 2025 Republican-led reform bill, SB 286, stalled in committee over projected $2 billion incarceration costs.

Can't afford to keep animals like this locked up, but somehow there's always more than enough money to fund illegal aliens.


The grifters steal billions "fighting" homelessness and ensuring illegals get every cent possible but no money to keep criminals locked up.
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I trust someone will take care of him.
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As long as that stays in California, I do not give a crap for the "voters" have spoken.
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Anubus said:

She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.

She was a troubled 15 year old kid, you psychopathic F***.

Get out of here with that ****
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If I was the dad or brother of one of those kids he would be dead within 24 hours of hitting the street.

Reading the full post the one lawmaker talked about prison overcrowding and disproportionatay affecting people of color. NEWSFLASH: law abiding citizens don't GAF about prison overcrowding, it's not a F'ing resort, I don't care if there are 10 of them in a 10x10 cell; and it doesn't affect anyone disproportionatally other than CRIMINALS of all colors, it's just a fact more of them are "of color", and again, who GAF, keep them where they belong!!!
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APHIS AG said:

As long as that stays in California, I do not give a crap for the "voters" have spoken.

Kids don't have a voice at the ballot box

that's the whole point

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annie88 said:

Sex offenders cannot be rehabilitated.

He will do it again.

My leftist brother who was a career probation officer in West Texas and Lubbock even said as much.
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Urban Ag said:

APHIS AG said:

As long as that stays in California, I do not give a crap for the "voters" have spoken.

Kids don't have a voice at the ballot box

that's the whole point



But their parents do.

PS: And which party do you think runs Sacramento.
Jarrin Jay
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So F'ing what?! She was a child. Doesn't excuse anything.

That guy should have been given the death penalty and been dispatched long ago. Serial child milestones or rapists is just about the worst after serial murderers. Even a crime of passion murder or not pre-mediated murder of a single person is not as bad a serial child molestor / rapist.
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I'd personally let him go free.

In the ocean.

Attached to a millstone.
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Anubus said:

She was warned by fellow hitchhikers to not get in the van with that guy. She chose not to listen.


I think the PD would be interested in your hard drive.
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Jarrin Jay said:



Reading the full post the one lawmaker talked about prison overcrowding and disproportionatay affecting people of color.


Maybe people of color should stop disproportionately committing crimes in America.
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Color me skeptical - Let's see how this plays out. I can see this whole thing orchestrated- release the parole info, people get outraged, then Gavin gets to try to shed his soy boy reputation and prove he's tough on crime and puts this monster back in jail.

If he doesn't, it is an easy campaign ad against him.
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TAMUallen said:

Strange wording but yes, he has been GRANTED parole

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-02-25/serial-child-molester-elderly-parole-outrage

Take care of him criminals. Time to take care of your own state and neighborhoods

This guy will commit more crimes.

Apparently even the California criminals in prison don't care about what this monster did to kids. Seems they would have had plenty of chances to crack his head open or shank him during the time he served.

It's safe to say the CA prison population is 100% Democrat.
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