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Alcohol sales will be limited Saturday night on the University of Illinois campus in anticipation of potential property damage and excessive celebrations if Illinois beats Iowa in the Elite Eight to advance to the Final Four, Champaign city officials announced Friday.
The emergency order will include a requirement for all bars on campus to sell alcohol in paper and plastic cups, a ban on all sales of "packaged liquor" beginning one hour after tipoff and a rule that no liquor establishment on campus can sell more than a single keg to an individual customer. The order will also include a ban on any delivery drivers bringing alcohol to or from campus beginning one hour after tipoff.
Illinois curbs alcohol sales Sat. with Final Four at stake
Nothing helps a ban's effectiveness like announcing it a day in advance and creating an island of prohibition in a sea of retail alcohol sales within easy driving distance. I predict this "emergency" ban will be even less effective than the gun laws have been to curb shootings in that liberal paradise we all know as "Chicago".
If I was an Illinois student I would already be stocked up and maybe even be drinking by now.
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