Trump at the Easter Egg Roll

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annie88
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Burdizzo said:



OPEN THE EFFING EGG OF HORMUZ, YOU STUPID BRATS!




nsfw

I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
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Kelly Ann Conway confirmed while on The Five today, that the bunny has always been an aid to the pres.
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He is gonna get the Sgt Maj a gig on Broadway!
annie88
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I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
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Wasn't it a crazed rabbit that nearly took out Yimmy Carter?
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annie88 said:



Odd coincidence, but we were in DC last Easter (not for the Easter egg roll, just as a tourist), but we stayed at the Trump Hotel and ran into Vince Vaughn on the elevator.

Think he was there for some health initiative.

Cool starry bra and such.
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annie88 said:

Well, the kid did say he was the best president.

Most of them, it went right over their heads and they didn't care and the other ones are fine. Why do people think kids are stupid?

Ever had kids?
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Ervin Burrell said:

annie88 said:

Well, the kid did say he was the best president.

Most of them, it went right over their heads and they didn't care and the other ones are fine. Why do people think kids are stupid?

Ever had kids?


Yup. Kids are dumb, it's why they need parents. Brains don't fully develop until mid 20s to early 30s.


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I think most people with kids know this.

My 16yo decided to pop off on TSA because HE forgot to pour water out.

I am not a huge fan of TSA but I told them to rough him up if they needed to.

Then he got about an hour of lectures from his mom and I before we boarded.

Now, I have no idea where he would have gotten that it's okay to pop off on TSA. Probably a bad example set by his father
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Ervin Burrell said:

BigRobSA said:

Love him or hate him, politically, his affinity for being the kind Grandpa to kids is a great trait of his.


I love how the bar for him is not treating random six-year olds like sh/t.

"The bar" is him not sniffing on minors ala President HousePlant Autopen.

I didn't mention that, but you do you homeslice.
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YouBet said:

It really is incredible.

America: "We will destroy you and taunt you with our pagan Easter bunny that represents Jesus's resurrection."

Iran: "I'm so GD confused right now."

Add to that Pete Hegseth was in the Bunny costume according to Kellyanne Conway

suck it ayatollah
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BQ_90 said:

rgag12 said:



How could yall not post this one too

rubio looks good in the bunny outfit


It's midnight and I just woke my wife up laughing
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flown-the-coop said:

I think most people with kids know this.

My 16yo decided to pop off on TSA because HE forgot to pour water out.

I am not a huge fan of TSA but I told them to rough him up if they needed to.

Then he got about an hour of lectures from his mom and I before we boarded.

Now, I have no idea where he would have gotten that it's okay to pop off on TSA. Probably a bad example set by his father


Last time my teenage daughter and I flew I got pulled aside by TSA to check my bag and she decided to bust out with "geez dad did you pack a bomb?"

She can master calculus and speak Mandarin at 17, but yeah common sense eludes her.
So yeah. They're idiots.
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That's no ordinary easter bunny

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Logos Stick said:

Even telling the kids about Biden and the autopen. Hilarious!



He is the world's biggest ball buster. Love it!
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YouBet said:

It really is incredible.

America: "We will destroy you and taunt you with our pagan Easter bunny that represents Jesus's resurrection."

Iran: "I'm so GD confused right now."

This is the funniest thing I think I've seen and read in weeks.
I shamelessly sent the tweet and your reply to several friends.

Thank you!
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Trump told the American children he would kill the Iranian children so the American children could get more eggs.

He and the Easter bunny made an agreement on putting poison in the Iranian eggs.

CNN headlines....it's literally right there in front of you.
I hope I did not offend anybody with this post. If I did, please come see me at my address in my profile so we can talk.
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Logos Stick said:

Even telling the kids about Biden and the autopen. Hilarious!



And all of the kids are thinking, "What?" and "Who made the stinky in their pants?"

The bootlicking...Hilarious!
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Pylon Cam said:

Biden Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

Why is he spending the day of Christ's resurrection ranting to children about Joe and Kamala? Talk about indoctrinating children…every accusation from maga is a confession.


This was on Monday. Feel better?
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