Even Hollywood gets it

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Over_ed
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7:09p, 4/13/26
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It looks like Escape from New York is being remade to commemorate its final, liberal destruction.

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/escape-from-new-york-reboot-paddington-4-cinemacon-1236720774/

I've seen the script treatment/proposed casting and don't want to give away too much,but here is a hint.

Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell in original)

The biggest and boldest recasting ever in the entire history of motion pictures. The new guy (who was a TV star before he entered politics) changes out the silent glider approach to the city for a gold-plated 757 blaring patriotic music landing on 5th avenue while shooting congestion pricing cameras and avoiding "equity obstacles".

From there, the movie writes itself. I can't wait to see it.

5-stars.
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techno-ag
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7:14p, 4/13/26
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The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
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7:23p, 4/13/26
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Is StudioCanal a spoof company?

John Carpenter has one of the most amazing cinematic runs in history. Remaking his stuff is dumb IMO. Attempts to date can't touch him.

Hell, his remakes are better than the original.
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Over_ed
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In reply to YouBet • 8:00p, 4/13/26
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YouBet said:
Is StudioCanal a spoof company?

John Carpenter has one of the most amazing cinematic runs in history. Remaking his stuff is dumb IMO. Attempts to date can't touch him.

Hell, his remakes are better than the original.

I think StudioCanal has something to do with European/French.. Maybe?
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In reply to Over_ed • 10:40a, 4/14/26
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A TV star being the explanation, but not a businessman for 40 years. Interesting.
I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
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10:45a, 4/14/26
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Saw the thread title and thought this was going to be about Christina Applegate's memoir.

She writes about an abortion she has when she was 19. She wrote a letter to the life she was carrying.

Not just a lump of cells...
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In reply to techno-ag • 10:48a, 4/14/26
techno-ag said:


I can't star this enough.
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Cinco Ranch Aggie
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11:03a, 4/14/26
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They've remade Halloween. They've remade The Fog. I saw only enough of those to know they were steaming garbage.

Remaking Escape From New York is a terrible idea. There is only one Snake Plissken. There can never be a new Snake Plissken. This will fail.
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11:14a, 4/14/26
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The only way this works is if the go hard into a satirical approach of the movie and not try to do a 'serious' weak ass CGI update. If the OP is correct, it sounds like this might be the direction it's headed.
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In reply to Cinco Ranch Aggie • 11:19a, 4/14/26
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Cinco Ranch Aggie said:
They've remade Halloween. They've remade The Fog. I saw only enough of those to know they were steaming garbage.

Remaking Escape From New York is a terrible idea. There is only one Snake Plissken. There can never be a new Snake Plissken. This will fail.

This.
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In reply to No Spin Ag • 11:40a, 4/14/26
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No Spin Ag said:
techno-ag said:


I can't star this enough.

Yeah, I don't think I could bear to hear Snake Plissken introduce himself with a lisp.
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In reply to annie88 • 3:29p, 4/14/26
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annie88 said:
A TV star being the explanation, but not a businessman for 40 years. Interesting.

for actors business acumen is not an asset. breaking into movies acting "TV acting" is a big deal.

:-)
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In reply to American Hardwood • 3:29p, 4/14/26
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American Hardwood said:
The only way this works is if the go hard into a satirical approach of the movie and not try to do a 'serious' weak ass CGI update. If the OP is correct, it sounds like this might be the direction it's headed.

OP was kidding. Sorry.
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In reply to No Spin Ag • 5:55a, 4/15/26
No Spin Ag said:
techno-ag said:


I can't star this enough.

Every damn show with the superfluous gay character that has literally nothing to do with the story at all.
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Moe Jzyslak
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11:49a, 4/15/26
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Hell yeah another Paddington movie
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