Oh no!! It's The French!!

7,689 Views | 54 Replies | Last: 22 days ago by LMCane
4
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
7:40p, 4/19/26
AG
Hezbollah kills two French soldiers in a terrorist attack and Macron is very angry. He's angry I tell you!!

He is demanding that Lebanon do something about it.

You would think the French could find their balls just one time, if for no other reason than to squash their reputation as spineless cowards who aren't willing to fight for anything.

Just once.

Great example of why we need to cut loose of NATO.

We've spent enough money and bled enough blood for these people over the last 100 years.

Some people are just meant to be ruled.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/hezbollah-human-shield-strategy-behind-lebanon-ambush-bomb-detonation-macron-drawn
Reply Quote
42
Owlagdad
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
7:47p, 4/19/26
Frogs.
Reply Quote
10
4
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
7:59p, 4/19/26
AG
You've got to wonder what it's like to be Macron.

To know that the whole world thinks you are a massive beta, you get caught on camera being beaten by your wife, and then finally have an opportunity to show that you have a spine.

His decision? Prove everyone right.

I guess reputations aren't earned for no reason.....
Reply Quote
37
Maroon Dawn
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:17p, 4/19/26
AG
"Europe is taking control and creating a future without America"

Reply Quote
11
The Ex Officio Director
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:17p, 4/19/26
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
Reply Quote
78
techno-ag
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:20p, 4/19/26
AG
You know why there's trees planted along the streets of Paris? So Germans can march in the shade.
The left cannot kill the Spirit of Charlie Kirk.
Reply Quote
40
Waffledynamics
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:22p, 4/19/26
AG
France has the second biggest army in Europe, surpassed only by Poland. They can do something about it if they want to. They may be trying to pressure Lebanon to actually have a military pulse and do something about Hez. Speculation, though. Lebanon's military is pathetic.
Reply Quote
4
1 edit
GenericAggie
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:36p, 4/19/26
AG
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that
Reply Quote
11
The Ex Officio Director
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 8:39p, 4/19/26
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

Different French army. France hasn't been the same since WW1.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
Reply Quote
50
MookieBlaylock
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 8:40p, 4/19/26
AG
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

well if my aunt had nuts she'd be macron's wife
Reply Quote
78
Dave Robicheaux
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 8:57p, 4/19/26
AG
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that


They helped for sure, but it would have happened eventually
Reply Quote
2
Gnome Sayin
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 9:00p, 4/19/26
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that


Just to spit in England's face
Reply Quote
7
Bulldog73
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:15p, 4/19/26
AG
In keeping with illustrious French tradition, Macron surrenders to Hezbollah citing unsustainable combat losses, blames Israel.

/Tomorrow's headlines/
Reply Quote
17
1 edit
An L of an Ag
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Waffledynamics • 9:16p, 4/19/26
AG
Waffledynamics said:
France has the second biggest army in Europe, surpassed only by Poland. They can do something about it if they want to. They may be trying to pressure Lebanon to actually have a military pulse and do something about Hez. Speculation, though. Lebanon's military is pathetic.


This was true right up until the kickoff of WW2.
Reply Quote
5
Ag with kids
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 9:28p, 4/19/26
AG
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

Quote:
Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.
--Gen. Schwartzkopf

You can turn off signatures, btw
Reply Quote
20
CrackerJackAg
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Waffledynamics • 10:49p, 4/19/26
AG
Waffledynamics said:
France has the second biggest army in Europe, surpassed only by Poland. They can do something about it if they want to. They may be trying to pressure Lebanon to actually have a military pulse and do something about Hez. Speculation, though. Lebanon's military is pathetic.


They can't ****ing get to Lebanon. They gibs March ask the way?

They need help
Reply Quote
4
Sid Farkas
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to 4 • 11:18p, 4/19/26
AG
4 said:
You've got to wonder what it's like to be Macron.

To know that the whole world thinks you are a massive beta, you get caught on camera being beaten by your wife, and then finally have an opportunity to show that you have a spine.

His decision? Prove everyone right.

I guess reputations aren't earned for no reason.....


Plus he's married to a dude, so…
Reply Quote
8
Urban Ag
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:22p, 4/19/26
AG
Western Europe is lost and not worth saving. As I have said many times, plan those trips and get over there before it's too late. We have a trip in June and last stop is Spain. On one hand, I am happy to see it because I've never been. On the other, not happy about spending a dollar in Spain right now.

The future of America and our alliances lie elsewhere than old world western Europe. I don't believe they can be saved at this point.
Reply Quote
9
aezmvp
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:34p, 4/19/26
The French really only have a few deployable forward forces. They're logistics for forward deployment isn't great.
Reply Quote
1
flakrat
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Gnome Sayin • 12:06a, 4/20/26
AG
Gnome Sayin said:
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that


Just to spit in England's face

Back when England and France were warriors.
Reply Quote
4
ts5641
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to 4 • 5:47a, 4/20/26
I'm sure Lebanon is scared ****less.
Reply Quote
5
milner79
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to MookieBlaylock • 7:07a, 4/20/26
MookieBlaylock said:
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

well if my aunt had nuts she'd be macron's wife

Oh, that's so good! ...
Reply Quote
6
Captain Ahab
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to MookieBlaylock • 8:21a, 4/20/26
MookieBlaylock said:
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

well if my aunt had nuts she'd be macron's wife

Reply Quote
1
doubledog
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 8:31a, 4/20/26
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

True, however did you know about the undeclared war between the U.S. and France?
Known as the Quasi-War 1798-1800.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
Reply Quote
flyrancher
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to GenericAggie • 9:15a, 4/20/26
AG
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

Yes, but what have they done in the last 1/4 century. The only exception being the 0.00005% of the population involved in the French Underground during WWII.
flyrancher
Reply Quote
TxAggieBand85
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to 4 • 9:26a, 4/20/26
AG
France is officially not a NATO member. As to why, that would be a different discussion topic.
Reply Quote
1
BlueSmoke
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:09a, 4/20/26
Inside their borders, the French are feckless, but outside their borders, apparently their counterterrorism teams are legit. Handcuffs off, all that political nonsense...
Reply Quote
BigOil
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to The Ex Officio Director • 11:02a, 4/20/26
AG
The Ex Officio Director said:
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

Different French army. France hasn't been the same since WW1.


1.5 million deaths might do that to a country.
Reply Quote
2
dcaggie04
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to TxAggieBand85 • 11:07a, 4/20/26
AG
TxAggieBand85 said:
France is officially not a NATO member. As to why, that would be a different discussion topic.


France is a founding member.
Reply Quote
2
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:10a, 4/20/26
i think you all are missing the fact that the french have one of the better militaries in europe.

let that sink in for a minute as you ridicule them and then wonder what the hell we are doing in nato.
Reply Quote
LMCane
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to techno-ag • 11:17a, 4/20/26
techno-ag said:
You know why there's trees planted along the streets of Paris? So Germans can march in the shade.

as bad as the French have been losing every war since 1815

you would think they could take advantage of racking up an easy victory against Hizbullah now that Israel did all the work.



Invasion of Russia 1812 massive defeat
Waterloo final defeat 1815
crushed by Prussia in 1871
mutinies by French Armies 1917
crushed by Nazis in 1940
crushed by Vietnamese 1954
lost at Suez 1956
Kicked out of North Africa 1960s

Reply Quote
5
Shumba
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:22a, 4/20/26
AG
Reminds me of that joke, how many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?



Nobody knows; it's never been attempted.
Reply Quote
4
YouBet
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Detmersdislocatedshoulder • 11:33a, 4/20/26
AG
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
i think you all are missing the fact that the french have one of the better militaries in europe.

let that sink in for a minute as you ridicule them and then wonder what the hell we are doing in nato.

Arguably the best. At least the one with most experience. So, yes, that is sad.
Reply Quote
deddog
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to YouBet • 1:25p, 4/20/26
AG
YouBet said:
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
i think you all are missing the fact that the french have one of the better militaries in europe.

let that sink in for a minute as you ridicule them and then wonder what the hell we are doing in nato.

Arguably the best. At least the one with most experience. So, yes, that is sad.

Its a competent military, with poor leadership. See America under Biden.
Reply Quote
2
Buck Turgidson
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to The Ex Officio Director • 3:18p, 4/20/26
The Ex Officio Director said:
GenericAggie said:
Without the French, we would not have won the revolutionary war so there's that

Different French army. France hasn't been the same since WW1.

France hasn't been the same since about 1870. The Krauts were blitzing the French on horseback decades before tanks were ever invented.
Reply Quote
1
Page 1 of 2 ▼
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.