John Madden is turning over in his grave seeing what the left has made our men.

Little boys looking up to a man they see on the cover of madden wearing fingernail polish.

Gay marriage truly was the slippery slope boomers said it was.

Boosie Responds To Backlash After Calling Out Caleb Williams For Wearing Nail Polish On Madden Cover: "I'm Standing On What I Said!" 👀🎮💅 pic.twitter.com/PBowkcMccS

— SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) June 4, 2026

Who?

I learned about something recently called "Maternal Linguistic Programming"

First you need to know that women are much more likely than men to adopt new slang or ways of saying things. And since women are normally the one spending the most time with the infant they program speech patterns that are often new into the child. Edit. Slang that shouldn't normally be jumping a 20+ year age gap is happening at home. end edit.

Normally this gets offset to some degree by dad starting at or around 5-6. But with so many kids being raised in single mother households we have a few generations of men now that sound much more feminine. There is an idea associated but not documented that the programming also includes fashion choices.


Anyway

On the actual cover, the fingernails have Chicago and Bears imagery on them. It's not like they're pink and sparkly. Also, he started in high school as a tribute to his mom. The epitome of a non-issue.

The Madden games have sucked for LONG time. The gameplay is terrible and it's all focused on gambling on ultimate team packs.

Urban Ag said:

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Ag87H2O said:

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Not that I disagree with him, but it's ironic that he did all this walking around wearing earrings.

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Rules at Urban's house for my sons.

Show up with an earring or any form of face tackle:

A. dad rips it out, we're good
B. you leave, don't come back until you have your sh** together.

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Earrings out, face tackle out.

Seems like nipple rings and Prince Albert's are a go.

To each its own I guess.

Urban Ag said:

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Ag87H2O said:

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Not that I disagree with him, but it's ironic that he did all this walking around wearing earrings.

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Rules at Urban's house for my sons.

Show up with an earring or any form of face tackle:

A. dad rips it out, we're good
B. you leave, don't come back until you have your sh** together.

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Same but my list included tattoos. Restrictions lifted once they were 100% out of my house and off the payroll. A couple of mine have got some ink but no metallic ornamentations. I can't imagine the lashing one would take from the other three if he showed up with painted fingernails. It would be brutal.

I'm only gonna say this ONCE. The ONLY POSSIBLE acceptable reason for a man to put on nail polish is this: you're an AAA or higher level baseball catcher and you're painting one or two nails on your non-glove hand to aid the pitcher in correctly identifying the called pitch.

An L of an Ag said:

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I'm only gonna say this ONCE. The ONLY POSSIBLE acceptable reason for a man to put on nail polish is this: you're an AAA or higher level baseball catcher and you're painting one or two nails on your non-glove hand to aid the pitcher in correctly identifying the called pitch.

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just paint one finger black and one red, the whole finger, like you just voted in Iraq.

An L of an Ag said:

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I'm only gonna say this ONCE. The ONLY POSSIBLE acceptable reason for a man to put on nail polish is this: you're an AAA or higher level baseball catcher and you're painting one or two nails on your non-glove hand to aid the pitcher in correctly identifying the called pitch.

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I would think the telescope out on the pitcher's mound could get in the way from time to time.

AozorAg said:

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That's gay as ****. Caleb Williams is queer bait for sure.

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Paging Juicy Smoliet

Urban Ag said:

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Ag87H2O said:

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Not that I disagree with him, but it's ironic that he did all this walking around wearing earrings.

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Rules at Urban's house for my sons.

Show up with an earring or any form of face tackle:

A. dad rips it out, we're good
B. you leave, don't come back until you have your sh** together.

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You and I gave the same speech.

An L of an Ag said:

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I'm only gonna say this ONCE. The ONLY POSSIBLE acceptable reason for a man to put on nail polish is this: you're an AAA or higher level baseball catcher and you're painting one or two nails on your non-glove hand to aid the pitcher in correctly identifying the called pitch.

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If you have a little girl it's ok too, I don't care what anyone says. If that makes me gay call me Barack Hussein Obama.

Boosie a man of virtue (has to be a Christian rappers) made it to Texags. LMMFAO.

Whew…. This is hilarious

….lipstick, thongs….


Elite monologue

Man paints his fingernails....must make post on F16!