My goofy BIL left his door open, wallet, gym bag( with his pistol in it ) and keys in his car. Get this…..he put his pistol inside his socks along with his Nike's and sweaty pants and sweat shirt.
The car was stolen but recovered three days later in a ditch all tore up. The cops found his gym bag about a block from his house thrown out. His pistol was still in his stinky sock….sweat shirt and pants still in the bag but Nikes were gone. Thief's as dumb as my BIL.