Young fella moves to the country to raise sheep. He wants to increase his flock but his rams show no interest. Months go by and still no breeding. New to ranching, he seeks advice from the seasoned ranchers that gather at the feed store. They all empathize but offer no solution. As he is leaving one follows him out and, while glancing over his shoulders says "look, sometimes you just have to, you know, show them how it's done". The young fella says "you mean??" Old salt says "yep, but you didn't hear it from me" and scurries away. Disgusted he returns home but weeks go by with no change. Finally he breaks, loads all the sheep up in his truck and drives to the most remote place he can find. Ewe by ewe, he puts the old man's advice into action. The next morning he awakes, still exhausted from the prior day's activity to find his wife staring out the window. Excitedly he asks "are the sheep breeding?!" She replies "nope, but it's the darndest thing I've ever seen. They're all loaded up in the truck and one's up front honking the horn"
