May have told this story on this board before but when we moved to San Antonio in 2002 I moved ahead of the family and lived in an apartment in UC for a few months. One day I went down to the office to pay rent and the local TV news troublemakers were there investigating complaints about rodents in the complex. As I walked in the manager was explaining that an adjacent lot had been cleared and the rodents had fled, that they had complained to the city who had failed to address it and the complex had put out hundreds of pounds of poison trying to solve it.
Me: Oh, cool a TV crew. What's going on?
Reporter babe: Sir do you live here?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Reporter babe: Sir, I'm Reporter Babe from the TV Troublemakers, can I ask you some questions?
Me: Sure.
Manager: Oh, this is gonna be fun!
Reporter: Sir, we've received complaints about rodents in people's homes. Have you had any problems?
Me: No but I live upstairs so maybe they haven't gotten that high yet. This is an easy problem to solve.
Reporter: How would you solve it.
Me: Just get a few snakes. They'll eat a few rodents and the rest will move on.
Reporter: But then you'll have a snake problem.
Me: That's easy too. Get a few cats. Snakes don't like cats so a few will get eaten and the rest will move on.
Reporter: But then you'll have a cat problem.
Me: Get a gun.
Reporter: Oh My God!
Me: Problem solved. Am I gonna be on TV?
Cameraman, visibly laughing: Probably not.
Manager: Told you that would be fun!