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Wearer of the Ring
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Dora was sitting on the stage behind Kamala at the Beyonce rally last night.
WestHoustonAg79
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schmellba99 said:

AlaskanAg99 said:

And Ellis just said it, if we get hit by a disaster next year, they'll raise taxes another 8%.

It's never enough and Ramsey stated thr additional revenue will be used not for storm mediation. But for general funding.
Harris County is about to go through what Detroit went through - they are going to start seeing a decline in population as people begin to relocate to other areas that aren't as crappy on crime and aren't quite as bad at raping you on taxes.

Government is a blight upon us all.


Not trying to be a Johnson here. But this is a lazy take.

Detroit is a defining rust belt town that has unfortunately seen its best days. Structural industry decline. I am no expert on their local government policies but you are wrong.
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The happy couple is officially married
texagbeliever
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Jack Klompus said:

The happy couple is officially married



It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
Sea Speed
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Shotgun wedding but it's because he was forced to marry her instead of his boyfriend
texagbeliever
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The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.
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texagbeliever said:

The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.


You can't convict a married couple of the same crime.
Sea Speed
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Not pictured: their bull.
Biz Ag
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Did the ******* watch a surrogate raw dog her on the wedding night?

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bigjag19 said:

texagbeliever said:

The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.


You can't convict a married couple of the same crime.
Uhhhh....What? Married couples get convicted of the same crime all the time.

You can't force spouses to testify due to marital privilege though if that's what you're thinking.
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Sure looks like a nerd.
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Gaeilge said:

bigjag19 said:

texagbeliever said:

The lawsuit against Lina must be about to drop. Luckily her lawyer is now her husband.


You can't convict a married couple of the same crime.
Uhhhh....What? Married couples get convicted of the same crime all the time.

You can't force spouses to testify due to marital privilege though if that's what you're thinking.


I have the worst ****ing attorneys.
cryption
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I understand and appreciate your Arrested development references


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Sea Speed said:

Shotgun wedding but it's because he was forced to marry her instead of his boyfriend
is he pregnant
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Bondag
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texagbeliever said:

Jack Klompus said:

The happy couple is officially married



It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
I think that was just a photo op to get a license. Isn't there a waiting period after that to get married in Harris County?
CDUB98
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Bondag said:

texagbeliever said:

Jack Klompus said:

The happy couple is officially married



It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
I think that was just a photo op to get a license. Isn't there a waiting period after that to get married in Harris County?
Yes. IIRC, there's a 48 hour waiting period. Meant to make dumbasses rethink dumbass decisions.
Cibalo
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CDUB98 said:

Bondag said:

texagbeliever said:

Jack Klompus said:

The happy couple is officially married



Yes this is just getting the license
You still have to wait and then have the ceremony and have the document signed by the officiator.

It blows my mind that a woman would share the fact she is so unpopular she had to get married by a court official. No way this marriage is legit.
I think that was just a photo op to get a license. Isn't there a waiting period after that to get married in Harris County?
Yes. IIRC, there's a 48 hour waiting period. Meant to make dumbasses rethink dumbass decisions.
Goodest Poster
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Raise your hand if you are here against your will.
Always the most goodest
Gaeilge
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This is how I picture that dude's sex life...
WestHoustonAg79
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Gaeilge said:

This is how I picture that dude's sex life...



Bet the farm she has a bush
Gaeilge
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WestHoustonAg79 said:

Gaeilge said:

This is how I picture that dude's sex life...



Bet the farm she has a bush
Guess we'd have to ask the boyfriend since her husband hasn't seen it.
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Gaeilge said:

WestHoustonAg79 said:

Gaeilge said:

This is how I picture that dude's sex life...



Bet the farm she has a bush
Guess we'd have to ask the boyfriend since her husband hasn't seen it.


I thought we decided they were beards for each other, no?
bigjag19
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Why does a D politician need a beard? Figured they would actively work to be any protected class they could.
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WestHoustonAg79 said:

Gaeilge said:

This is how I picture that dude's sex life...



Bet the farm she has a bush


ORALE!!
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WestHoustonAg79 said:

Gaeilge said:

This is how I picture that dude's sex life...



Bet the farm she has a bush


Pretty sure this has been discussed ad-nauseum with distinct conversations on front bush, hairy starfish, and chesticles.
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You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Furlock Bones
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That suit fits like a Randall's paper bag
Jugstore Cowboy
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Black wedding ring, of course.
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concac said:

You think she cornrowed her pubes?
Larry Hagman
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concac said:

You think she cornrowed her pubes?
WestHoustonAg79
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concac said:

You think she cornrowed her pubes?


I made this joke on a previous thread. Blue star thief!
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concac said:

You think she cornrowed her pubes?


Dear Lord.
WestHoustonAg79
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Scruffy said:

WestHoustonAg79 said:

Gaeilge said:

This is how I picture that dude's sex life...



Bet the farm she has a bush


Pretty sure this has been discussed ad-nauseum with distinct conversations on front bush, hairy starfish, and chesticles.
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Marvin_Zindler said:

concac said:

You think she cornrowed her pubes?


Dear Lord.
Vertically or horizontally?
 
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