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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Can we give a little appreciation for Vic Caratini? Dude has been really solid all season. Him being solid has allowed Yainer to play more first base and end the Abreu project. He has been a plus player at a position where we didn't think we had anything behind Diaz. Somebody had to step up this season and Vic has done it.


Absolutely, dude has been awesome and the switch hitting is a bonus. Was telling my GF the same thing earlier, quietly being a big part of our position in the division.
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Hader
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Well, that should do it. Next series is going to be interesting.
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jetch17
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Morons

AND Yord is hurt
schmendeler
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Mariners lost.
digging tunnels
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Magic number is 2.
Chewy
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One win over the next three games and we're popping bottles.

Have Brown, Framber, and Kikuchi.

Would love to do it in this series so we can set up the rotation for the following week.
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jetch17 said:

Morons

AND Yord is hurt


Was at the game and saw him go into an extra gear to get to 2nd and hoping just precautionary. Any word on severity?

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Right knee contusion, waiting on imaging results
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Stop bleeding *****es. We finna go all the way
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Milwaukees Best Light
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Your mom has a both knees contusion.
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Hoping Bryce Miller throws a no-hitter tonight and still loses on a walk and 2 errors!
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12th Man Ag said:

Hoping Bryce Miller throws a no-hitter tonight and still loses on a walk and 2 errors!
Typical storyline for the Mariners this year.
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Well it didn't happen tonight
12th Man Ag
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Welp. But, Bryce was dealing! We gonna get it tomorrow!
jetch17
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STROS CLINCH!

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Jugstore Cowboy said:

Lookout Seattle.
Felt it back in June.
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What a turnaround from the beginning of the season! Just phenomenal!
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jetch17 said:

STROS CLINCH!


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Exhale…


David_Puddy
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Trunks be poppin…..
LPHA
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****in A
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Astros to the ALW

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Fuggin Sparky.
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El Gallo Blanco said:

We got ours....But it's over. Just enjoy this period of dominance we enjoyed for the better part of the last decade. It's something to tell our grandkids about. But it's over...back to wondering aimlessly through the wildnerness for years to come.
12th Man Ag
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Is Verlander on the post season roster?
Ciboag96
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Ciboag96 said:

Things that are funner to do in Houston than watch the Astros right now:

- listen to SJL talk
- Lick the sidewalk at the downtown Metro station
- swim nekkid in Sims Bayou
- canvas door to door in Sunnyside for the RNC
- pick up chicks at Rice University
- listen to someone talk about their Rodeo committee
- drive a car on or near the West Loop/59S interchange at any time of day
- attempt to take a 4oz liquid through IAH TSA
- listen to Lina Hidalgo talk

I'm posting my L before one of you hemorrhoids do it.

I repented by drinking a gallon of Sims Bayou water and slaying a Jensen Drive Dragon. I'm ready to go once the triple dose of Cipro finishes its work.
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schmendeler said:

Hader
Great job last night to clinch!
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randy828 said:

What's crazy is that we are only 5 games out of first place with how lousy the whole division is doing. We do have plenty of time to right the ship.


Back in April!
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Serotonin said:

The frustrating thing is that if you look at year to date WAR, the MLB rankings are:

1. Dodgers - 27.1
2. Yankees - 26.3
3. Phillies
4. Orioles
5. Braves
6. Astros - 25.3
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12. Mariners - 22.7
....
32. Rockies - 10.8

Almost every single break has gone against the Astros so far this year.

The Astros are closer in talent to the Yankees and Phillies than the Mariners, yet are 10 games back of the Mariners.

If everyone was healthy I would still believe that a playoff run is coming. But not with the injuries which have become laughable at this point.

Either this is the worst luck I've seen for any team in a long time, or the organization is slowly decaying and support functions have become very subpar, dragging down the inherited talent level with poor management and injuries.
(Post from 6/19 when we were 10 games back of Mariners)

This is why you play a long season.

The Astros were a better team than the Mariners even when 10 games back, just needed 162 games for the law of averages to even out.
 
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