The main problem with the Panhandle is

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BrazosBendHorn
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you folks don't get to open the Globe-Times and read about stuff like this happening in your community ...

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BRAZORIA — A water moccasin wasn’t the most unusual thing police found in the late-model Buick of a man charged with burglary this weekend.

A day after police found a 4-1/2-foot long water moccasin in the car of William Eric Johnson, authorities discovered a live, 6-foot alligator lounging in his back seat.

“It was like Crocodile Dundee, Brazoria style,” Brazoria Police Chief Neal Longbotham said.

Johnson, 30, had “several addresses,” including one in Tennessee but was possibly living at a trailer park in the 500 block of West San Bernard Street in Brazoria, Longbotham said. Johnson was charged with burglary of a habitation early Sunday after he was found with items missing from a trailer in the same park, Department of Public Safety Trooper Steven Stanfield said.

Johnson also was cited by a game warden for illegally possessing an alligator.

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Longbotham said Johnson asked a neighbor to help him load some of the items into the Buick.

“A TV was too big for him to carry by himself, so he knocked on a door and asked for help getting it into his car,” Longbotham said. “The neighbor saw the man and the alligator and wanted no part of that.”

Johnson apparently drove toward Angleton on Highway 35 with the alligator loose in the back seat, police said. He caught Stanfield’s attention upon making a U-Turn near the intersection of highways 35 and 288.

“He made a second U-Turn and almost hit a car at a stop sign on the feeder road,” Stanfield said. “I pulled him over and, lo and behold, he had a 6-foot alligator in the back seat.

“He said he found it on the road and decided to get out and capture it,” Stanfield said. “It’s mouth wasn’t taped, it wasn’t bound. It was crawling around in the guy’s car. ... He said he was taking him to a friend’s house.”

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“It was a weird deal,” Stanfield said. “The alligator was perfectly content — happy. You don’t see that every day, that’s for sure.”


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BrazosBendHorn
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hoodlum98
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eric76
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AG
You didn't know we have gators up here?

There are some on the west side of Spearman, or so I've been told. I've never actually seen them.
BrazosBendHorn
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I missed it, it must have been one of the north american stealth gators ...

I did once see a pelican in one of the water hazards at the Perryton golf course. I think that was the most exotic animal I ever saw up in the Panhandle ...
CanyonAg77
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AG
The gators are on a gator farm some old guy has started.

I'd say the most exotic I've seen are bald eagles. I've seen as many as 7 at a time here.
Beer Baron
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AG
I grew up near Lamesa, and we had some exotic wild life. In the early 90's several people around there were going to make their fortune in the lucritive ostrich/emu business. When the market fell out and they were worth nothing, a lot of folks just turned the birds loose.

There's really nothing quite like the experience of driving a tractor and seeing a 7-foot tall bird running majestically through the cotton fields. Just like nature intended.

We also apparently had a panther/cougar/some big ass cat at one time, though I never saw it.
84AGEC
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AG
We have had a black bear, and two elk in Sherman County in the past 5 years. I would think Cougars have come through.
BrazosBendHorn
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Oh yeah, I saw eagles too, but they were the stuffed ones on display at CHS and CJHS ... (I don't suppose they are allowed to have real stuffed eagles anymore) ...
CanyonAg77
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Oh yeah, I saw eagles too, but they were the stuffed ones on display at CHS and CJHS ... (I don't suppose they are allowed to have real stuffed eagles anymore) ...
Those are long gone. Don't know when or where.
Professor
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Lubbock is populated by thousands of red raiders....they tend to be real animals.
Beer Baron
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AG
You're right, professor. During my three years there after college I observed them from a distance, much like a scientist would observe a heard of wild chimpanzees. The behavior of the two groups is quite similar.
BrazosBendHorn
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... much like a scientist would observe a heard of wild chimpanzees. The behavior of the two groups is quite similar.




Kind Sir:

I am writing to express my dismay and to strenuously object
to your unfortunate comparison between Pan troglodytes
and the common Tech student (Techius vulgarus). I firmly
believe that said comparison is grossly unfair to members of
my noble breed. Please be aware that we Chimpanzees hold
ourselves to a higher standard of conduct than is observed by
the common Tech student.

Evolutionary theory dicates that lower life forms can evolve
upwards, given sufficient time and some fortuitous random
mutations. Could Tech students eventually join the ranks of
rational, sentient (and well-mannered) primates? Only time
will tell. (Probably 2 or 3 eons, at the minimum). In the
meantime, we must exercise patience and forbearance as we
suffer the antics of these semi-evolved simians.

Very truly yours,

Ham
NASA astronaut (Ret.)
Cocoa Beach, FL

Beer Baron
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