Have you ever been to Welch? If you were going to give the world an enema, Welch is where you'd hook up the hose.
Also, there's no way O'Donnell and Meadow >>> Klondike. Our bus got shot at Meadow once, a week before a homicide happened at a basketball game. And O'Donnell just sucks at life. They did give us Hoss from Bonanza though.