they freaking suck. i was driving through there at 3 AM one night and sat there for over an hour because they had some kind of border check into Texas

My Clovis driving story:
I was driving on the highway in the left lane, on a rare occasion when I was actually going speed limit. There was a cop in the right lane, going slowly as if he was running radar on cars heading the other direction. Right before I get to him, he cuts in front of me. I swerve to avoid him. He then pulls me over and writes me a ticket for changing lanes without a turn signal.

typical

Did he look like John Candy?

Clovis sucks! I was stationed there when I was in the Air Force.

If you're in NM and got Texas license plates then chances are you're going to get the opportunity to meet NM's finest.