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The Hooters in Odessa....

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MEEN Ag 05
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....is going to have to import their girls or it will be the worst Hooters ever.
I was born and raised there and the lack of decent looking girls is a fact.
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How is it that Odessa gets a Hooters and the BCS area has yet to open one up. Youd think that a Hooters in a college town would be a gold mine.


"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
AB2
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I can go visit home now, if there's a hooters in Odessa.
WestTexAG
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I think a Hooters in Odessa will be a good idea. Lots of oilfield workers with extra cash for eating at Hooters. I am biased however, because one of my best friends is moving from Houston to manage the resteraunt, and I know no one here in Odessa. Plus I will get to play free golf because of it.
JAggie2007
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Well M-town wasnt hurting for hotties when I lived there, but the hotties tend to move out of those two shat-holes, not move in.
LoudestWHOOP!
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Interesting that they just shut down most of the "Men's entertainment" Bars in Odessa. Maybe they bought into Hooters.
LoudestWHOOP!
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... or at least their girls may still have work in town.
TayAg08
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Don't know if this is true, but I've heared that Hooters won't build in BCS b/c their colors are orange. Something about how anything in town with orange on it has to put maroon on it or they can't build? If yall notice Whataburger has a maroon strip down the side, and home depot has maroon on it. Don't know if that's just bs, but it's what I've been told.
Aston04
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It's bs.
labmansid
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AB2, are you from Odessa?
fuzzyfan
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Don't be a half empty glass here, MEEN Ag. As you get a little older (nearly 40), they don't have to be a skin model to look nice.
MEEN Ag 05
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Yeah, fuzzyfan, I guess beggars can't be choosers.
When I think of Odessa women, I remember the Grahm's commercials. You had the single moms that thought they still looked good in their tight jeans regardless of the weight they had put on dancing around.
AggieRob
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Yeah, and the "talent" at The Slipper (is that place still around?) left quite a bit to be desired. LOL!

(not that The Stocking was much better in CS, despite a MUCH better pool of candidates)
Midland Aggie
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If teeth aren't important to you, there should be plenty of chicks in Odessa to fill the waitress spots!
Otherwise they will have to import the girls out of Midland/Lubbock.
LoudestWHOOP!
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The parking lot seems to stay full.
Old Army Metal
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Went last night and our waitress, Mandy, was .. spectacular.

That said, the ones on duty there averaged out to half-decent.


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She, and theoretically "they", were spectacular? But, to finish the obvious Seinfeld reference, were they real?
Old Army Metal
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In my highly qualified opinion, no, they were not.

Women that petite just are not that top heavy naturally.


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Haha, that was my guess. I'm likely not an expert to the extent that you are, but I'd agree that I don't know of many petite women that have very sizeable upper chests that aren't attached by a doctor.

FWIW, I didn't even realize until this thread that Odessa had a Hooters. That's all the more amazing since B-CS doesn't have one. And Abilene too, as its quite a bit bigger than Odessa. Of course, Abilene is notorious for impeding fun and business. I guess the old "go to Midland to raise your family, go to Odessa to raise hell" saying still rings true.

[This message has been edited by WestTxAg06 (edited 10/7/2005 7:26a).]
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