I've decided to post some of my dating misadventures in the RGV.



When I first arrived to McAllen last summer I figured I'd get out there and see what was available for me. So I went out with some girls from the office and I met a rather attractive latino man. From appearances I gathered he was fairly well off. Dressed well and was well groomed. Unfortunately, thats where it ended. Once he opened his mouth he just ruined it. He thought he was impressing me with talk of his "ranch" and how much his family pays for a deer lease. Well, at this point I decide it's time to have fun with him. I get him to explain what hunting deer is all about. According to him they feed the deer year-round and shoot them during deer season. I figure it's kind of like shooting your own pet dog. Feed and wait for him to show up to eat then BLAM! He's dead. This does not impress me in the least as my daddy is a hunter that stalks deer not blinds them. Heck, I've stalked deer. Anyhow, 4 beers later and he's talking about taking me home to my place because it seems his parents don't really like him bringing women home.

Geez! This guy was both a mommas boy and a loser. Hint for the fellows: Leave mommas house and be yourself when you meet women.

Anyhow, I'll update later on with other misadventures.

B-, at best

i dont know if i'm using this word correctly on here...but ..... TROLL!

D+ at best. The RGV is bad but you sound like you are looking for men at Tejano Saloon at midnight on a saturday night.

So, what did y'all have for breakfast at your place?

i would advise against talk of "stalking" anything on the first date

any new adventures/misadventures?

ttt

I'm sure Thrower of Things has plenty...

I has plenty of what?

misadventures....or so that is what I hear.

oh wait but you aren't the REAL Jeff...

[This message has been edited by BBBAggie (edited 8/28/2008 11:40a).]

Right!
That is why my name is "They call me Jeff".
If my name really was Jeff, then my name would be "Jeff".
Wow, you are smart! Those BBB's must be full of brains!

I'm glad I know who you really are.

I can think of a few names I would call you that I can't post here.

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angry aggie

Cyber bully. oooooh.

I'm upset at everyone after Saturday's "game"!

sounds like you need to throw something.
It works for me. Doesn't it, Jeff?

I'd like to throw a couple of things at you!

the b's

you wish!

man, i have been here for almost 3 years now and i have met more messed up valley girls, but they do make for a good story.

that's cuz you look in the wrong places, besides don't let hookers give us valley girls a bad rep.

maybe i should start picking up chicks at the convent, that way they do not have 4 kids by age 21 and even if i did find a good one she would have to stay there and couldn't be psycho jealous and stalk be.

4 kids by age 21 = they put out = great for jkrueg

yeah you know they put out when they have that many trophies at home.

This thread is at an all time high for the STB!

MP likes trophies! He also likes tassles.

....aaaand he likes establishments that celebrate boots and shoes with long, thin heels - named after the stiletto dagger - varying in length from 2.5 centimeters (1 inch) to 20 cm (8 inches)or more if a platform sole is used, and are sometimes defined as having a diameter at the ground of less than 1 cm (slightly less than half an inch)

Matsui knows what I'm talking about!

I sense some envy....

hells yeah i am jealous.....not sure which is better ...Valley or the H for said establishments......hmmmmmm

SS where are you? Texags is not as fun without your adventures....

F SS! She's sooo fake I can smell her silicone all the way in Mission!

jealous much?