I was pondering something this weekend as I was getting dressed. My ex-boyfriend used always try and get me to buy thong underwear because he said they were sexy to him. I tried explaining to him that for "fun" activities they were fine but for everyday wear were just simply uncomfortable. As a man, do you want to have a wedgie all day? I mean, I have sensitive bits and dental floss is not comfy.
I'm no prude. I understand the sexiness in it but everyday wear? No way. Not for me. Makes me want to find the guy that invented them and kick him in the package. For the record, I do think it was a man that invented them. No woman in her right mind would have invented that.
I wouldn't mind seeing a few men wear banana hammocks for me. Although none have. Men request sexiness but don't return the favor. They want women to fly their freak flag but they won't. Please explain that to me.
I'm no prude. I understand the sexiness in it but everyday wear? No way. Not for me. Makes me want to find the guy that invented them and kick him in the package. For the record, I do think it was a man that invented them. No woman in her right mind would have invented that.
I wouldn't mind seeing a few men wear banana hammocks for me. Although none have. Men request sexiness but don't return the favor. They want women to fly their freak flag but they won't. Please explain that to me.
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