So the night started off late for me as I had to work a bit late but when I finally did arrive I was greeted with a cold one purchased by OXDL. 3B was chatting it up with couple of our other resident senior citizens.
The Big T was boozing it up with OXDL while OXDL oogled the ladies that were there. Although they weren't much to look at he seemed entertained by said cougars. We all poured one out for our MIA comrade, broker. Here's to you homie!
The Big L showed up as well but was not drinking last night as she was already loopy from being on hydrocodone and vodka earlier after getting some wisdom teeth removed. I wonder if that makes kissing her any easier with less teeth involved?
TKE made his usual fashionably late entrance. Me thinks ADA kept his nutsack in her purse while he stepped out because he was awful subdued. He refused to make eye contact with the resident cougars and was just too damn scared to do anything.
We had some other folks show but were relatively antisocial talking amoung themselves. 3b did not bring her friend but was gracious enough to get on a table for a little bit while Prince's Poosey Control played in the background. Lovely.
OXDL eventually approached one of the cougars and seemed to be giving her CPR when I left. I wanted nothing to do with that one. Who and when he does the horizontal mambo with is his business. As far as I could tell 3b was just as digusted as I was. Sicko.
Where the hell were the rest of you clowns?
Till next time, I am George Jefferson with the Aggie Happy Hour Report.
The Big T was boozing it up with OXDL while OXDL oogled the ladies that were there. Although they weren't much to look at he seemed entertained by said cougars. We all poured one out for our MIA comrade, broker. Here's to you homie!
The Big L showed up as well but was not drinking last night as she was already loopy from being on hydrocodone and vodka earlier after getting some wisdom teeth removed. I wonder if that makes kissing her any easier with less teeth involved?
TKE made his usual fashionably late entrance. Me thinks ADA kept his nutsack in her purse while he stepped out because he was awful subdued. He refused to make eye contact with the resident cougars and was just too damn scared to do anything.
We had some other folks show but were relatively antisocial talking amoung themselves. 3b did not bring her friend but was gracious enough to get on a table for a little bit while Prince's Poosey Control played in the background. Lovely.
OXDL eventually approached one of the cougars and seemed to be giving her CPR when I left. I wanted nothing to do with that one. Who and when he does the horizontal mambo with is his business. As far as I could tell 3b was just as digusted as I was. Sicko.
Where the hell were the rest of you clowns?
Till next time, I am George Jefferson with the Aggie Happy Hour Report.
