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UltraAggie
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and here is why,

1. Dallas
2. Fort Worth
3. Cowboys
4. Rangers
5. Waco
6. Baylor
7. 54 Fighting
8. Bohunk
9. Gangs
10. To far from a Casino


If I have left anything off please feel free to add on to the list.
BohunkAg
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I'm surprised you didn't mention

11. The Graham's Central Station in Waco closed
HeyMoe
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......or the Mt Carmel Winnie Roast Memorial.

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HeyMoe
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Damn near half your list is bogus anyway. DFW is not Central Texas, you dweeb.

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Ol Waco Ag
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12. I35

roveram
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Can Central Texas claim Mexia? That town is really cool.
UltraAggie
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Damn near half your list is bogus anyway. DFW is not Central Texas, you dweeb.


Suck it Moe!!!

Its central enough for me to make fun of!!!
Ol Waco Ag
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Mexia ????? You have got to be kidding....

Say it correctly ...." Ma hay er "
BohunkAg
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It's almost 4. Are you posting from Luby's, Ol Waco?
UltraAggie
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It's almost 4. Are you posting from Luby's, Ol Waco?


Early Bird Special??
roveram
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They have wifi there now?
HeyMoe
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Luby's has lots of foods for olds...

Cream corn.
Cream spinich.
Beets.
That carrot salad with raisins in it.
That green jello-like sheet with raisins in it (raisins are a big player at Luby's).
Cole slaw.


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roveram
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When I was a nursing home administrator we would have Luby's cater a few times a year.

Those folks looked forward to it for months.
HeyMoe
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Eternity can be defined as being in line behind an old couple at Luby's. They have been there a thousand times but still examine every item on the menu as though it's the Hope Diamond. And God help the server who doesn't pick out EXACTLY, PRECISELY, the piece of chicken they pointed to.

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[This message has been edited by HeyMoe (edited 5/19/2008 4:24p).]
UltraAggie
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Not bad diner company at Luby's these days!!
Mom Class of '03,'05 and '09
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Son your list sucks! Baylor and Waco are the only true central Texas tidbits on there...well, Bohunk is okay because when he moves back he promised to keep the local boys away from the good kolaches until noon!!!

Besides, who asked you and what makes you the authority? Waco has lots going for it if you are a certain age/lifestyle...there is NO nightlife for young adults so that is probably the gnat in your nose.
HeyMoe
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When I was a nursing home administrator we would have Luby's cater a few times a year.

Those folks looked forward to it for months.


Dang, that depresses me. Nursing homes bum me out.

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HeyMoe
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Besides, who asked you and what makes you the authority?


You'll have to forgive Ultra. His mom smoked during pregnancy.

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UltraAggie
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Besides, who asked you and what makes you the authority?


No one asked and I really do not care what you have to say about anything.

What makes me the authority? The fact that I know everything about everything makes me the authority on all subjects.

Any other question from you will be place in the "I do not give a crap" folder on my computer.
UltraAggie
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You'll have to forgive Ultra. His mom smoked during pregnancy.


You can now suck it twice!!!
Ol Waco Ag
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I don't know why 5 4 Fighting thinks I'm " old " but not hardly..Thus, I still have tastebuds and Luby's is not my kind of place ( except to be seen there and judged there by the pharasees after church on Sunday)

Since when is 44 " old " ....

I'm still a lady killer ( yes , I crack myself up)




The grass withers , the flower fades but the Word of our God stands forever. Is 40:8
Dro07
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its a revolution! the messikans are invading!!! Just get the tequila away from Ultrafheg and we are good!!
Dro07
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wait.. this is Central Texas... maybe i should talk mo ghetto
UltraAggie
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Oh hell if Ice is here we are about to get our stuff stolen and stabbed with a broken bottle!!!

And matt, what are you talking about, you live in the ghetto!!!
kjaneway
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"You people" aren't from Central Texas, anyway.

Luby's rocks.

And OlWacoAg, if you're old at 44, I must be freakin' ancient at 48!
JD Shellnut
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is college station considered east or central??



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Ol Waco Ag
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Drifter, Aggieland is considered Heaven !!!!!!!
Ol Waco Ag
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Hey Jan put a lock on the gate and lets rock ...Show the kids whats is what !!!!!!!!!

Gig'em

OWA
Dro07
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Drifter.. dont you ever say that CS is East or Central Texas again!!! you shut ur dirty **orish mouth!
JD Shellnut
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you damn dirty apes!!!!!



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Dro07
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THATS RACIST!!

kjaneway
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roveram
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Oh hell if Ice is here


This just in... WIC expenditures to increase 300% in Central Texas.
BohunkAg
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Just to be clear, I didn't invite these interlopers over here. They followed me!

And yes, I will keep the locals away from the kolaches, but that doesn't mean I won't eat them all myself!
Dro07
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This just in... WIC expenditures to increase 300% in Central Texas.


crep did my baby mommas go to CT? Say hello to Juan, Jose, Mario, Hermando, Germando, and lil Junior.
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