alleywhoop said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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Judging people is kind of what the internet does.

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Oh in that case, continue judging away


He hasn't texted me about this yet, so I assume he hasn't found this thread yet

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It's hard to text when you are busy dodging traffic in the turn lane.

Video of the driver in question:

sts7049 said:

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I always thought 1agswitchin4lanes was a dude!

y'all are funny!

He didn't find this thread on his own, so I sent him the link - unfortunately I don't think he is going to attempt to defend himself in the comments - he learned that he is in the wrong here



are y'all always this funny or only when making fun of someone?

Unless someone is posting about a white F-150, the group here typically savages everyone equally

alleywhoop said:

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Dill-Ag13 said:

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Unless someone is posting about a white F-150, the group here typically savages everyone equally

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Please direct me to the threads about white F-150s - cause I have my own thoughts about them....

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Pick any "Rule #1" thread....about 80% odds it's a white F-150

alleywhoop said:

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BrazosDog02 said:

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Did he grow up in the country? That behavior is not going to fly in the city. I know when I moved to BCS, I had to kinda learn how to actually follow traffic rules. In a small town driving a 1 ton truck, I just kinda did whatever f--- I wanted and so did everyone else so you just got used to defensive and cognizant driving. That is not an assumption I recommend making in the city. Follow the rules, assume everyone is a vegetable with the ability to drive a vehicle.

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No. The suburbs of Houston.

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Well, I'm trynna help a brotha out...but I got nothin'.

Just use the phrase my wife does "GD it, you f-ing redneck, you can't just do whatever the f--- you want you know!"

It should be screamed....but in a caring manner, of course.

BrazosDog02 said:

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alleywhoop said:

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BrazosDog02 said:

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Did he grow up in the country? That behavior is not going to fly in the city. I know when I moved to BCS, I had to kinda learn how to actually follow traffic rules. In a small town driving a 1 ton truck, I just kinda did whatever f--- I wanted and so did everyone else so you just got used to defensive and cognizant driving. That is not an assumption I recommend making in the city. Follow the rules, assume everyone is a vegetable with the ability to drive a vehicle.

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No. The suburbs of Houston.

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Well, I'm trynna help a brotha out...but I got nothin'.

Just use the phrase my wife does "GD it, you f-ing redneck, you can't just do whatever the f--- you want you know!"

It should be screamed....but in a caring manner, of course.

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That's a good one to add to my repertoire




Especially since, "GD it, you f-ing middle-class, raised in suburbia millennial, you can't just do whatever the f--- you want you know!", (screamed, in a caring manner of course) just doesn't have the same ring to it

To OP's husband:

alleywhoop said:

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HollywoodBQ said:

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alleywhoop said:

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y'all are funny!

He didn't find this thread on his own, so I sent him the link - unfortunately I don't think he is going to attempt to defend himself in the comments - he learned that he is in the wrong here



are y'all always this funny or only when making fun of someone?

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Only when you're trying to buy a Hyundai with a knob.
https://texags.com/forums/46/topics/3354774/1

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That's a lot to catch up on! Any other funny threads? Or is there a "best of automotive" thread?

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Usually it's just dudes on here trying to cheap out on stuff while simultaneously bragging about how much money they make.

15 or so years ago, there was a dude on here from Waco bragging about driving a Maserati and then complaining about his options for service (why do I have to go all the way to Dallas? Duh).

More recently, it was a dude looking to spend $80,000 on a vehicle to tow behind his RV for a couple years before giving it to his HS aged son when he learns to drive.

There was a longtime great poster who passed away - SpicewoodAg who would try to convince everyone how awesome his Honda Ridgeline was.

There's the minivan justification crowd. No... really, my nuts aren't in my wife's purse. My minivan is really great.

And there are people like me who won't stop telling you how great my 1-owner 1999 Ford Expedition is (although finding parts is becoming increasingly difficult - even on Rock Auto).

I encourage you to stick around, there's a great volume of useful knowledge on this board.

You left out the Keating shenanigans.

I'm sorry no one has yet to comment on your most excellent MS Paint skills.

Don't forget the guy who insisted that "modern" (post-2006?) brake systems could only be worked on by professionals and you'd be taking your life into your hands if you did your own brakes.

Dogdoc said:

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You left out the Keating shenanigans.

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Quicker Sticker Dubi Dumba$$

Brakes are deadly