We have family in town and my wife just made an amazing breakfast casserole. Everyone around the table was commenting how delicious it was. But when I asked what meat was in it and she said pork sausage, I picked up the casserole, threw it to the ground, slapped my MIL for good measure and grilled us four Flintstone cut steaks with a side of bone marrow from sawed off longhorns BECAUSE IT'S MOTHER EFFING GAMEDAY!!!