It used to be absolutely maddening to see the "Fightin Texas Aggie Offense" throw a 5-yard pass when we needed 8 yards for a first down. The sips Offense did not utilize that same strategy. And they kept their drives alive.
For some reason, our Offensive play-calling seemed to think this was a viable strategy to keep our drives alive.
It fell deader than the dead hooker in the bathroom at your friend's bachelor party.
The sips ran it straight up the middle on us all night.
Their QB was far more effective than ours in every phase of the game, especially running it right up the middle. All m-fin night.
Our halftime adjustments were proven null and void.
And the m-fin' sips gained a victory over our beloved Ags.
And the perfect Undefeated season was kicked straight in the balls in Austin.
Just like Jackie Sherrill used to do to a bull - castrating him in front of our team before the matchup against the sips.
Except Reveille has no balls.
So we've got that going for us.
Until the next rounds to come - CARRY ON, AGS.
Gig 'em.
-TTT '96
For some reason, our Offensive play-calling seemed to think this was a viable strategy to keep our drives alive.
It fell deader than the dead hooker in the bathroom at your friend's bachelor party.
The sips ran it straight up the middle on us all night.
Their QB was far more effective than ours in every phase of the game, especially running it right up the middle. All m-fin night.
Our halftime adjustments were proven null and void.
And the m-fin' sips gained a victory over our beloved Ags.
And the perfect Undefeated season was kicked straight in the balls in Austin.
Just like Jackie Sherrill used to do to a bull - castrating him in front of our team before the matchup against the sips.
Except Reveille has no balls.
So we've got that going for us.
Until the next rounds to come - CARRY ON, AGS.
Gig 'em.
-TTT '96