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Breaking: Lane Kiffin leaving LSU to be become ayatollah of Iran:

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6:57p, 3/1/26
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https://www.facebook.com/jameshrutter/photos/breaking-lane-kiffin-is-leaving-lsu-to-become-the-new-ayatollah-of-iran-i-will-f/10100490275831430/?set=a.519893134160&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc3MjQxMjU4NDAwMCwiciI6IiJ9
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7:01p, 3/1/26
I would go be the new Ayatollah for a few million bucks of hazard pay and do whatever the U.S. wants. I might even do it for free. Having my pick of Persian women would be priceless.
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8:14p, 3/1/26
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Is this real
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In reply to OldShadeOfBlue • 8:16p, 3/1/26
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OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real


Very. Theyre air raid based
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8:37p, 3/1/26
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Joey Freshallah
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8:59p, 3/1/26
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Joey ayatollah freshwater
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In reply to OldShadeOfBlue • 9:27p, 3/1/26
OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real


Yes, yes it really is real. can you believe it?
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In reply to OldShadeOfBlue • 9:31p, 3/1/26
OldShadeOfBlue said:
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Yep. Sexton just got a 2 yr extension for Kim Jong Un.

Petrino has an outside shot at Lebanon.
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In reply to OldShadeOfBlue • 12:43a, 3/2/26
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OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real


Must be a very, very old shade
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In reply to TAMUallen • 7:46a, 3/2/26
TAMUallen said:
OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real


Very. Theyre air raid based


Admin just had a Big turnover, I don't think they can replace all the staff they lost before the season starts.
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8:06a, 3/2/26
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Which players will he be taking with him?
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8:56a, 3/2/26
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Joey Freshtullah…
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9:05a, 3/2/26
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The poor Iranian people put up with decades of murder, rape and overwhelming opression by the last guy, but I don't think they'd be willing to do the same for Imam Lane.
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10:47a, 3/2/26
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I find this story very Aladeen.

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In reply to OldShadeOfBlue • 11:46a, 3/2/26
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OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real

No. Iran doesn't have enough hot yoga instructors.
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1:53p, 3/2/26
Rick Barnes declined
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1:58p, 3/2/26
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Art Briles might consider it. But he'd deny it with the "is that an Iran question?" retort.
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In reply to Gnome Sayin • 2:36p, 3/2/26
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Rick Barnes declined

Underrated post.
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5:00p, 3/2/26
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Insha'Allah he will wage jihad on the SEC. Subhan'Allah brothers of the Waffle House.
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In reply to swc93 • 6:38p, 3/2/26
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swc93 said:
OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real

No. Iran doesn't have enough hot yoga instructors.


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11:16p, 3/2/26
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This joke was funny when it was about Venezuela. Now it feels like a retread.
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In reply to OldShadeOfBlue • 8:11a, 3/3/26
OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real


Another poster on the home improvement board confirmed it.
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In reply to Gnome Sayin • 11:25a, 3/3/26
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Rick Barnes declined

That's not even how this joke works people.... f'ing new army
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12:53p, 3/3/26
Being that hes a Muslim terrorist there's probably truth to it
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In reply to TAMUallen • 5:55p, 3/3/26
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TAMUallen said:
OldShadeOfBlue said:
Is this real


Very. Theyre air raid based

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