When did you get stars

I got to play one of the courses at The Woodlands country club today FOR FREE! Didn't play too bad either.

I axed you a question Cdub

What's with all the anger?

Anger management fail

And mind your business!

If you don't mind it don't matter

I'm home! But I'm leaving!

Good riddance!

Yeah well

THSCA coaching school. Get to watch my colleagues get hammered and act a fool for a few days. More stories to come...

Looking for food at ATL. Who will join me?

Looking for food in my house

Do we still do ttt

I got mail!

I got them last week oneman.

I took one shower all weekend.

#ohyounastyhuh

#yeahhenasty

I took a shower this morning.

Who's up for lunch tomorrow in Bahrain?

Also, I don't tweet, so can someone teach me about @ and #?

@ is when you want to talk to someone or tag someone, but not like tag you played when you were a kid because you don't have to touch them, even though sometimes when you looked like you touched them but you actually didn't you could make a big enough scene so that people actually though you'd touched them, but that' lying and nobody likes a liar, well I mean, I guess their mom's like them... what were we talking about?

Tag Floppers are the worst!

Oli oli oxenfree!

That wad a dive

Back in Austin for the week.

Time to conquer some more burgers.

Breakfast.

Brunch

I will do my best not to punch anyone today.

Besides number and pounds, what does # mean?

HASH TAG! #nothip

Tic-tac-toe?

In programming, it means Not Equal to.

Let's check my progress on my Top 50 Burger Quest. Bold means conquered.

1. Dallas | The Grape - Classic Cheeseburger
2. Austin | Counter Café -Counter Burger
3. Fredericksburg | Alamo Springs Café -. Cheeseburger (with green chiles on a jalapeño cheese bun)
4. El Paso | Toro Burger Bar - Toro Burger
5. San Antonio | The Cove - Texas Burger
6. Dallas | The Porch - The Stodg
7. Buffalo Gap | Perini Ranch Steakhouse - Hamburger Steak on a Bun
8. Fort Worth | Dutch’s - Bacon and Bleu Cheese Burger
9. Houston | Beck’s Prime - Bacon Cheeseburger
10. Lubbock | Orlando’s - Cheeseburger in Paradise
11. Marathon | White Buffalo Bar, Gage Hotel - Buffalo Burger
12. Austin | Cover 3 - Chop-House Burger (with cheese and bacon
13. Conroe | Burger Fresh - 1/2 Pound Hamburger
14. Austin | Burger Tex II - Bulgogi Burger
15. Dallas | Twisted Root Burger Co. - Hamburger
16. Houston/Austin | Max’s Wine Dive - Kobe Beef Burger
17. Fort Worth | Love Shack - Dirty Love Burger
18. San Antonio | Fatty’s Burger & More - Ref Burger
19. San Antonio | MoMak’s Backyard Malts & Burgers - MoMak Classic
20. Plano | Kelly’s Eastside - Southwestern Burger
21. San Antonio | Big’z Burger Joint - Big’z Famous No. 1
22. Bryan | Chicken Oil Co. - Snuffy Burger
23. Galveston | Café Michael Burger - Tiki Burger
24. Midland | Burgers, Fries, and Cherry Pies - The French Connection Burger
25. Houston | Mockingbird Bistro - American Kobe Beef Burger
26. Austin | Parkside - Cheeseburger
27. Austin | Black Sheep Lodge - Black Buffalo Burger
28. San Angelo | Miss Hattie’s Café - Miss Hattie Burger
29. Tomball | Mel’s Country Café - Double Hamburger
30. Austin | Roaring Fork - Half Ass Burger
31. Wichita Falls | Gene’s Tasty Burger - Frisco Burger
32. Dallas | Cliff Café - Brie and Granny Smith Burger (CLOSED)
33. San Antonio | Bracken Store Café - Bean and Frito Burger
34. Houston | Sam’s Deli Diner - Hamburger
35. Houston | Dry Creek Café - The Regular (with asadero cheese)
36. Jefferson | Hamburger Store - Build-Your-Own Burger
37. Austin | Mighty Fine - Hamburger
38. Bastrop | Roadhouse - Jalapeño Cream Cheese Burger
39. Houston | Lankford Grocery and Market - Old-Fashioned Hamburger
40. Kerrville | Classics Burgers and “Moore” - Cheeseburger
41. Hico | Koffee Kup Family Restaurant - Jalapeño Cream Cheese Burger
42. Ellinger | Hruska’s Store and Bakery - Cheeseburger
43. El Paso | Rosco’s Burger Inn - Rosco Burger
44. Port Aransas | Port Aransas Brewing Company - Stopher Burger
45. Houston | Goode Company Hamburgers and Taqueria - Mesquite Burger
46. Dallas | Snuffer’s Restaurant and Bar - Green Chile Swissburger
47. Fort Worth | Fred’s Texas Café - Diablo Burger
48. Houston | Speedy’s Burger - Hamburguesa Mexicana
49. San Antonio | Gourmet Burger Grill - Hamburger
50. Dallas | Jakes - #1 Jakes Special