Due to my amazing foresight, I can tell you these are locks:

Johnson - Atlanta
Gay - Memphis.
Dirk - Dallas
Pierce - Celtics

I'll bet anyone that those four are right. As to the rest,

Lebron James- Nets/Mavs (I can't decide)
DWade- Bulls
Chris Bosh- Bulls
Carlos Boozer- Heat
Amare Stoudiamire- Knicks
Dirk- Mavs
Paul Pierce- Celtics
David Lee - Houston
Ray Allen - Celtics

Two trades:
Gilbert Arenas - Knicks
Kaman - Mavs

Why on Nets/Mavs on LeBron? Because I think Reinsdorf (Bulls owner) is a cocky sum***** that won't wait around on LeBron if he gets the OK from Wade/Bosh. LeBron won't announce until after his camp is over (so Thursday at the earliest). I think before that time, Wade will get LeBron's Bulls invite.

At that point, LeBron has three choices. Cleveland, maximum possible deal, zero titles in the next 6 years, Nets, max deal, maybe 1-2 titles if everything breaks right, or Dallas, maximum possible deal, best chance to win a title.

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or Dallas, maximum possible deal, best chance to win a title.

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If Dallas gets Lebron (Or Wade) Guitarsoup WILL kill himself. We're talking full blown mental breakdown involving public nudity and large quantities of hard liquor and culminating in him putting a glock in his mouth.

His family should consider a large life insurance policy just in case.

0% chance of LeBron ending up in Dallas.

Even if Dallas got Bron, Kobe, Wade, Bosh, Amare, Johnson and Dirk to sign there, it would have zero affect on my quality of life. I don't care about the NBA nearly enough to let it have an actual effect on my life like Muy or Hostile_Aggie did.

[This message has been edited by Guitarsoup (edited 7/5/2010 5:16p).]

How did y'all do?

I only got 5 right.