Literally every line is gold. Jordan's "I've taken sheets more historic" might be my fav, but Captain Jack, Pau, Kobe's "Bynum for sale," and the 87 message convo between LeBron and the Lost creator are all really funny too.
Damn. Just funny from top to bottom.
Oh, Vinny's "I'm asking for a friend" is so great too.
[This message has been edited by atfarmer (edited 7/25/2012 10:59p).]