My friends and I used to sit within viewpoint of the all you can eat seats. It was fun to watch what kind of creatures ended up sitting there. I once saw some humongous dude devour 20 hot dogs over the course of one baseball game.DannyDuberstein said:
True. We also have a lot more fat ****s out there. I definitely left that one out. I think the average American is close to 15 pounds heavier than they were in the early to mid 90s. That definitely applies to the fat **** that was sitting next to me Saturday night. During the game, I overheard him telling his friends that his doc is watching his blood counts closely for diabetes, and no joke, as he's saying this, he is halfway through inhaling his 2nd hotdog drowning in ketchup.
And speaking of women, the average woman now weighs as much as a man did in the 1960s.
There have been 12 summers since the Ballpark opened that were hotter than any summer in the preceding 12/13 years before the Ballpark opened.Quote:
It was hot when they moved in. It's still hot. The June-August DFW average temperature in 2019 was the same as it was in 1994.
I was just trying to get my money's worth.Grapesoda2525 said:My friends and I used to sit within viewpoint of the all you can eat seats. It was fun to watch what kind of creatures ended up sitting there. I once saw some humongous dude devour 20 hot dogs over the course of one baseball game.DannyDuberstein said:
True. We also have a lot more fat ****s out there. I definitely left that one out. I think the average American is close to 15 pounds heavier than they were in the early to mid 90s. That definitely applies to the fat **** that was sitting next to me Saturday night. During the game, I overheard him telling his friends that his doc is watching his blood counts closely for diabetes, and no joke, as he's saying this, he is halfway through inhaling his 2nd hotdog drowning in ketchup.
And speaking of women, the average woman now weighs as much as a man did in the 1960s.
It's actually a common problem at the ballpark.AggieDPT said:
Dying at creatures. Might as well be a National Geographic special on the home run porch
I've long speculated that this may kill the franchise over the long term. I'm mostly pulling this out of my ass, but I believe the roof is mostly open in the summer for Toronto, Seattle, and Milwaukee, but closed for Houston, Arizona, Miami, and Tampa Bay (they obviously don't have a choice, as they play in a dome). If I remember correctly, the attendance in the open roof cities has been positive, while the attendance in the closed roof cities has been terrible (with the exception of Houston over the past few years, when they've been an elite team). Looking at it that way is too simplistic to really draw any conclusions, but that, combined with knowing how awful it is to watch a baseball game indoors, points to it having some validity.jkag89 said:
I'll be shocked if the roof is open past mid-May.
Not the first few innings.DannyDuberstein said:
One Sunday game and one Thursday game every other week are hell. The night games are perfectly fine.
DannyDuberstein said:
One Sunday game and one Thursday game every other week are hell. The night games are perfectly fine.
No, the night games are all pretty brutal too from mid June until - well, now. I was sweating my ass off last Wednesday against the Red Sox. And I'm in decent shape - a lot of the fatties around me were suffering dearly.DannyDuberstein said:
One Sunday game and one Thursday game every other week are hell. The night games are perfectly fine.
In case anyone was curious.Quote:
For ballparks with retractable roofs, the decision to begin the game with the roof open or closed rests with the home team during the regular season. The roof can be closed only for weather reasons if the game begins with the roof open. If the game begins with the roof closed, it can be reopened once if the home team determines the climatic environment has reached a level where fan comfort and enjoyment will be best served by opening the roof. The roof may be moved only once during a game, unless inclement weather indicates otherwise.
wbt5845 said:No, the night games are all pretty brutal too from mid June until - well, now. I was sweating my ass off last Wednesday against the Red Sox. And I'm in decent shape - a lot of the fatties around me were suffering dearly.DannyDuberstein said:
One Sunday game and one Thursday game every other week are hell. The night games are perfectly fine.
Even when the team was winning, the weekday night games where the temp was still > 100 F were lightly attended. Oh, they'd announce 20,000, but they were lucky if close to 10,000 were actually there.
J.P. 03 said:
Is that a full house for an XFL game in that rendering? Bless their hearts.