All I do is Nguyen said:Ive done it since the 2022 season soooo I've only had one bad season. Gotta give me a chance to hit my way out of the slumpLonestar_Ag09 said:All I do is Nguyen said:
GENTLEMEN!!!
I apologize for my absence in the offseason, but I PROMISE the season thread is going up TOMORROW!!
Did you do last years? I'd like to make a motion that we get new blood after last years disappointing showing
RED AG 98 said:
Also, Happy Free MLB TV For a Year Day to all who celebrate! T-Mobile folks don't forget to sign up before 3/31. It's much much much more straightforward than in year's past, at least on iOS.
ETA: oops, wrong thread but leaving here anyway
Farmer1906 said:
Call your shot! Who makes the opening day roster? Who's better in 2026?
Brice Matthews or Zach Cole
Dana Brown spoke on the possibility of extending BOTH Hunter Brown and Jeremy Peña, per @Chandler_Rome
— SleeperAstros (@SleeperAstros) March 24, 2026
“Peña and (Hunter) Brown are two big targets for us right now,” Dana Brown said. “You got the pitcher and you got the position player and those are our two pillars for the… pic.twitter.com/BSUk7WZEgl
MaxPower said:Dana Brown spoke on the possibility of extending BOTH Hunter Brown and Jeremy Peña, per @Chandler_Rome
— SleeperAstros (@SleeperAstros) March 24, 2026
“Peña and (Hunter) Brown are two big targets for us right now,” Dana Brown said. “You got the pitcher and you got the position player and those are our two pillars for the… pic.twitter.com/BSUk7WZEgl
Stop yapping and do something bro
CharleyKerfeld said:
Need your tie-breakers, Dekk!
CharleyKerfeld said:
#CHASE THE BING
ASTROS BINGO 2026 BEGINS TODAY
Last year, we played Astros Bingo. Most of us lost. We lost prop bets. We lost predictions. We lost Joey Gallo from the Major Leagues. Today, you have a chance to take it all back. You know your team, you know the division. Make your picks, send them to me. One ballot each. Lots of mistakes, no do-overs. Most of us are going to make some terrible guesses, that doesn't mean we can't win the overall title. Pick wisely. Mock other people's picks openly. This is the fight of our lives, at least as far as online baseball bingo goes. And one of you is going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
OK, kids here's the rules:
You make your picks from the more than 100 squares below.
Your first square is free, Rangers Suck:
You need to fill in 14 other picks. There is a "blank ballot' at the bottom of my post you can copy/paste to help you make sure you get the right amount.
The "<>" sign on a lot of categories means you can either pick less than that number or more than that number. If the category hits the number exactly, it counts for the > square.
There are 2 tie-breakers at the end of the ballot. Make sure you include them in your picks so you can guarantee your best shot at the money.
You can DM me or post your picks here and I'll put them all in a viewable spreadsheet that will be updated frequently.
I'll put up $50 to the winner. If anyone wants to contribute additional prize money / prizes, let me know, but that is completely optional.
The absolute deadline is WEDNESDAY MARCH 26TH @ 310 PM CENTRAL
THE SQUARES
Rangers (and their fans) SUCK: Free Space
OPENING DAY
[ol]Astros win Opening Day Astros lose Opening Day [/ol]
GREAT SUCCESS?
[ol]100+ win total 95-99 win total 90-94 win total 85-89 win total 80-84 win total 75-79 win total 70-74 win total <70 win total Astros have winning streak of 6+ (in season) Astros have losing streak of 6+ (in season) Astros win AL West Astros finish lower than second in the AL West Astros make the playoffs Astros miss the playoffs [/ol]
OTHER WIN TOTALS
[ol]Rangers >80 wins Rangers <80 wins Dodgers > 102 wins Dodgers < 102 wins Mariners >90 wins Mariners <90 wins Rockies >52 wins Rockies <52 wins [/ol]
STANDINGS
[ol]Astros end April in 1st place Astros end May in 1st place Astros end June in 1st place Astros end July in 1st place Astros end August in 1st place Astros end any month after March in last place (April-October) [/ol]
THIS IS OFFENSIVE
[ol]Astros score <>700 runs for the season (last year 686) Yainer Diaz hits <>20 HR Yainer Diaz drives in <>80 runs Yainer Diaz hits <>.275 Yainer Diaz has more homers than walks Yainer Diaz has more walks than homers Christian Walker hits <>25 HR Christian Walker has <>85 RBI Christian Walker gets traded during the season Jose Altuve hits <>22 HR Jose Altuve scores <>85 R Jose Altuve bats .<>.275 Jeremy Pena bats.<> 290 Jeremy Pena hits <>18 HR Jeremy Pena steals <>20 bases Isaac Paredes hits <>20 HR Isaac Paredes has 80 RBI Isaac Paredes gets traded during the season Jake Meyers hits <>.280 Cam Smith hits <>15 HR Zach Cole hits <>10 HR Yordan Alvarez plays <> 125 games Yordan Alvarez hits <> 25 HR Yordan Alvarez drives in<>80 runs Joey Loperfido plays 100+ games Joey Loperfido plays <100 games Joey Loperfido is anointed the new Pope because he's so awesome Carlos Correa <> 15 HR Carlos Correa <> 65 RBI Pick a player to lead the team in batting average (min 502 plate appearances) Pick a player to lead the team in OPS (min 502 plate appearances) Pick a player to lead the team in hits Pick a player to lead the team in RBI Pick a player to lead the team in HR Pick a player to lead the team in SB Altuve makes the All-Star team Pena makes the All-Star team Diaz makes the All-Star team Paredes make the All-Star team Walker makes the All-Star team Yordan makes the All-Star team Any Astro OF besides Yordan makes the All-Star Team [/ol]
PITCHIN' IMPOSSIBLE
[ol]Astros Team ERA is <3.86 (was 3.86 last year) Astros Team ERA is 3.86 or higher Hader <>30 saves Hader strikes out <>90 batters Hunter Brown <>14 wins Hunter Brown finishes top 3 for the Cy Young Hunter Brown makes the All-Star team Hunter Brown <> 190 strikeouts Hunter Brown ERA <>3.00 Tatsuya Imai <>12 wins Tatsuya Imai <>3.50 ERA Bryan Abreu <> 30 combined holds and saves Hader makes the All-Star team Imai makes the All-Star team Abreu makes the All-Star team An Astro pitcher not listed above makes the All-Star team [/ol]
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME ASTRO THAT I USED TO KNOW
[ol]Kyle Tucker <>25 HR Kyle Tucker <>90 RBI Kyle Tucker <> 130 games played Alex Bregman <>20 HR Alex Bregman <>80 RBI Alex Bregman <> 130 games played George Springer <>24 HR George Springer <>78 RBI George Springer <> 80 runs scored Justin Verlander wins <> 8 games Framber Valdez wins <>13 games Framber gets suspended or fined by the Tigers or the league [/ol]
RANDOMNESS
[ol]Mike Trout plays 100 games or more Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer Aaron Judge hits 50+ HR Aaron Judge hits <50 HR Aggie baseball team wins series vs. sips April 10-12 Aggie baseball team loses series vs. sips April 10-12 Aggie baseball team wins conference or SEC tournament title Aggie baseball team makes the Super Regionals Aggie baseball team makes the CWS Aggie baseball team wins the CWS NL wins the All-Star game AL wins the All-Star game NL player wins the HR derby AL players wins the HR derby An Astro hits a HR in the All-Star Game An MLB team signs Joey Gallo as a pitcher / hitter The Astros sign Joey Gallo, thus enacting Charley Kerfeld's King Donkey Protocol from the 2021 season. Pick the Aggie football team's record when the MLB regular season ends on September 27th - Aggies have 4 games - home for Missouri State, home for Arizona State, home for Kentucky, @ LSU. [/ol]
YOUR BALLOT
1. Rangers Suck (Free Space)
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PICK BOTH OF THESE
FIRST TIE-BREAKER: What is the Astros' regular season final record? ____________
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: How many points does Lane Kiffin's LSU squad hang on the Aggie football team on 9-26-26? _____________
