***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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mwm
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8:56p, 5/13/26
C'mon, Braden.

You know he wants to get a hit off Bryce.
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9:08p, 5/13/26
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Shewmake singles
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9:08p, 5/13/26
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Brice singles
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9:09p, 5/13/26
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I'm laughing my ass off at the idea and fact that Braden Shewmake had been the best hitter on the team for 2 weeks.

Why wasn't that a bingo square?
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9:12p, 5/13/26
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Cole singles
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9:13p, 5/13/26
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Station to station. 3 singles and no run.
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9:15p, 5/13/26
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Was it not deep enough for a tag up?
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9:15p, 5/13/26
It's going to happen again, isn't it?
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9:18p, 5/13/26
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Altuve walks

game tied
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In reply to W • 9:18p, 5/13/26
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after being down 0-2
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9:18p, 5/13/26
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Jose Altuve milks an 0-2 count for a bases loaded walk.

Miracles can happen.
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9:19p, 5/13/26
Somebody must've slipped Altuve a quaalude.
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9:19p, 5/13/26
There's no where to put Yordan...

...and he takes a pitch on the outside corner & tries to pull t.
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9:19p, 5/13/26
Wet fart
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In reply to agdaddy04 • 9:20p, 5/13/26
agdaddy04 said:
Was it not deep enough for a tag up?

He's have been out by a mile, plus it was a perfect throw.
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9:24p, 5/13/26
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Yordan is in a deep, deep slump
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9:29p, 5/13/26
AG
2 more ABs at a min to do something to win this game. And maybe stave off the Espadawatch for another night.
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In reply to agproducer • 9:34p, 5/13/26
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Yordan is in a deep, deep slump

Are we about to hear that he's battling some sort of injury and is going on the IL?
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9:41p, 5/13/26
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Shewmake singles
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9:41p, 5/13/26
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Braden Shewmake: Tank Commander

Please make it happen
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9:42p, 5/13/26
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Braden Shewmake. Astros MVP. Let that sink in.

Somewhere back 2 plus weeks ago I make a joke about how truly ****ed this season would be if Braden was getting any playing time.

I'm sure someone can find it.
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9:43p, 5/13/26
AG
Mariners help out the cause

E-1
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9:43p, 5/13/26
Most helpful. Please take advantage.
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9:44p, 5/13/26
AG
Score em both.
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9:45p, 5/13/26
AG
Cole HBP

bases loaded
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9:45p, 5/13/26
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CV gonna get it done here. I believe
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9:46p, 5/13/26
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Bases loaded and no outs. Come on 6 lb, 7 oz baby Jesus with the blond hair and junk fu grip let's score a run.
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9:47p, 5/13/26
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If there's one bright side to the Astros season, when they're in so many blowout games, the fact that Perezchica is still 3rd base coach is virtually unnoticed.
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9:47p, 5/13/26
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Lucky that wasn't a GiDP.
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9:48p, 5/13/26
They are still playing in.
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9:49p, 5/13/26
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Altuve sac fly
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9:49p, 5/13/26
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Sac fly by the GOAT. RBI number 900.
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9:50p, 5/13/26
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The GOAT
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9:50p, 5/13/26
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His last 2 abs were legit
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9:51p, 5/13/26
AG
Now Yordan needs to be Air Yordan.
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