***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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superaggie73
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So not only can our pitchers not throw strikes, but they can't field their positions either. Wtf done do at practice or spring training?
docb
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Well that was an ugly AB
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docb said:

Jackal99 said:

docb said:

Astros are almost unwatchable this year


Almost?

I know. But we're still watching them.


Fair point.
Mathguy64
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Smith singles. Any normal manager has him playing rabbit. What will Joe do?
Jackal99
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Abreu? Either win it here or lose it next inning.
Twisted Helix
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You gotta at least try to get Cam moving.
Wabs
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Should have tried to steal a pitch earlier but whatever,
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Munoz was in the middle of his motion and stepped off the rubber without stopping and somehow that's legal?
Twisted Helix
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Somebody help Brice find the dugout, he is completely lost right now.
Wabs
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Brice K. I'm shocked.
superaggie73
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It's like our scouting reports completely ignore that Munoz throws a slider.
txags11
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And Abreu can't throw strikes again
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superaggie73 said:

It's like our scouting reports completely ignore that Munoz throws a slider.

Not a single smart person is left in this organization fwiw.
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Abreu cant find the zone.

I'm flabbergasted…
Mathguy64
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End of the second week of May and Abreu has a grand total of 12.1 IP in a pen that is overworked.
txags11
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He literally is Rick Wild Thing Vaughn
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txags11 said:

He literally is Rick Wild Thing Vaughn


Joe needs to get him some glasses….
agproducer
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txags11 said:

He literally is Rick Wild Thing Vaughn


Except less dependable
Twisted Helix
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Be a hero now Cole.
Jackal99
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What just happened?
agproducer
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Twisted Helix said:

Be a hero now Cole.


And he is
txags11
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Cole with his 3rd hit of the night walks us off!!
tjack16
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! The Astros won a game!!
Mathguy64
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Cole with the grounder passed a pulled in Naylor.

Joe staves off elimination for another night.
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superaggie73
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Of course…the night I start betting against the Astros, they win.
Twisted Helix
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A win tomorrow would be huge. Dare to dream. I guess.
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Mathguy64 said:

Cole with the grounder passed a pulled in Naylor.

Joe staves off elimination for another night.


Joe looked relieved as he was congratulating everyone.

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it's okay to enjoy the game some nights, this one definitely felt good.

a little matinee tomorrow against Castillo would be a nice time for a Yordonger.
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Astros Win! Yeah!

linkdude
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Prosperdick show yourself!
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superaggie73 said:

Of course…the night I start betting against the Astros, they win.


You and me both.

If anyone wants to bankroll the Astro win train, send me money and I'll keep betting against them.
Mr. Awesome Time
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Better late than never.
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txags11 said:

Cole with his 3rd hit of the night walks us off!!


That'll earn him the day off today
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