I read this to my 12 year old a few months ago...he couldn't stop laughing

So funny!

My sides are hurting. This **** is hilarious

Legendary……insane to think I was on TexAgs when this was originally posted

TTT

Thanks for the bump, has to be top 5 greatest TEXAGS posts of all time.

This will never not be funny.

I re-read this every year… it always cheers me up.

We may have lost Continental Airlines and Longhorn Dub, but we still have this masterpiece.

I tried to go cheap for my trip to Denver to move my daughter to Utah for her summer internship. I'm flying Frontier out of San Antonio. The irony isn't lost on me that there's a Whataburger in this terminal but not in the other. The family next to me is woofing down a couple of bags while we wait to board. This thread was all I could think about when they sat down.

Sounds like he might have to take a row on both sides of the aisle for free.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/media/southwest-airlines-celebrated-policy-give-full-row-passengers-free

Just discovered this. Laughed my arse off!

Edit, and how the heck do you play travel Scrabble solo?

Just saw this for the first time

Laughing to the point of needing hernia surgery

First time seeing this.
I wonder what old SOG is up to these days

I can't believe it's been 18 years!

Aged like wine

Absolute GEM!!

One of the BEST POSTS on TexAgs...EVER!!!

I feel this way every time I'm seated on the plane and the middle seat is open.....HOPING that SOG was too slow to make my flight!!

Flew to Chicago last month and opened this thread on my computer and made sure the guy sitting next to me could read the op.

I noticed he started reading it and by the end he said I'll never approach flying the same again.

King said:

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First time seeing this.
I wonder what old SOG is up to these days

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For his sake I hope he had a better fate than Continental Airlines.