The Melee

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Arthur Bell
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Well, I’m the newest guy of the bunch, but I guess I can post my account of what happened since no one else has.

I got to the guy’s ranch out near the Salt Lick at about 10 ‘til 6 and I didn’t really know what to expect. I halfway thought the whole thing was a hoax because of how ridiculous mse had gotten over the last couple of weeks.

When I pulled up, there were six or seven guys there. A big 6’4”-ish guy, dressed for a fight(agent), and a few onlookers. I met clobberline and ragin agcoholic first. Clobberline drove in from Houston, and I think ragin rode with him. One of the guys was named Eagelsmith. He said he is pretty new here too.

Tex Pete was on the phone almost the whole time—I think he was giving play by play. And Jasonbacon and kramp90 were there, too.

We shot the bull a little and drank a couple of beers waiting for mse. The rest of the guys showed, except for Chinese democracy. They said he never shows up for anything.

After about half an hour, mse still hadn’t shown up. I really thought he had backed out, and we were all talking about going somewhere for drinks.

About that time this klunky Dodge minivan rolls through the gate, missing hubcaps and all. (That’s right!) It was mse. He really showed up. He got out of the van and put on his sport glasses ,and started telling agent to get ready for the beating of his life. Mse is still pretty nerdy looking, but he is not nearly as skinny as he looked in hat picture. It must be 15or so years old.

Anyway, agent kept telling mse that he should just give it all up and we could all have drinks together. Mse wanted no part of it. Even though agent had mse by a few inches and more than a few pounds, mse insisted that they fight and he kept taunting agent—a lot like he does posters on here.

After a couple of minutes, agent started turning red, and told mse that he had one more chance to back out, but mse kept calling agent fatazz and stuff like that. Finally, agent went at him. At first, mse dodged and ran around like a little girl, but then he sacked up. I was actually impressed. I knew there was no way he could beat agent, but he stood up to him anyway.

At first agent pushed mse down. Mse just got back up and took a couple of swings at agent. Agent punched mse in the stomach ac ouple of times and thought that was it. Mse took a couple of seconds to collect himself, and went at agent. He actually landed a punch or two on the side of agent’s head. Needless to say, that was about it for mse. Agent got really mad, and quit taking it easy. He swung at mse pretty wildly, and on the second shot to mse’s face, mse went down. He got up again, agent hit him in the gut once more, and he went down for good.

While mse was on the ground, he was still talking smack, but it was more of a grumble. He was saying it was a lucky shot and that he would get back up and finish agent off in a second. When mse was looking at agent, Eaglesmith came up from behind his head and teabagged mse.

I thought that was pretty sorry, and Tex Pete pushed Eaglesmith away. Nobody else thought that was too cool except for agent. He laughed pretty good. Of course he laughed pretty good through all of it.

After that, mse loaded up in his van and left, yelling at us all the way down the street. We drank a couple more beers, and some of us went into town for more beers.

I feel a little sorry for mse, because he obviously didn’t have any friends there. I do have to give him credit, though. He showed up and stood up to agent. That’s more than I expected.
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When mse was looking at agent, Eaglesmith came up from behind his head and teabagged mse.


As if the homoeroticism weren't thick enough.

Absolutely pathetic excuses for humanity. Are there pictures of this? Video?

It's like Jerry Springer.
Mameluke
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until i see pictures and/or video, i still wont really believe it happened
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I'm sending an e-mail to agent right now! If this is true, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened on TexAgs . . . and maybe the entire intrawebs!
OD
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I don't believe it, and I haven't believed it for a week or so. No way staff would let something like this go unchecked for almost two weeks.

I think it's a hoax, and staff is in on it.

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Arthur Bell
Number of Posts: 21
Account Created: 5/15/2006 5:30:02 PM
Homepage: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/
Occupation: Talk show host
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Interests: Aliens, spirits, and things from other worlds




[This message has been edited by OD (edited 5/20/2006 1:17a).]
midtown-texan
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Perhaps it's all an elaborate ploy to get people like me to keep moralizing about how stupid all those involved are.

If so, excellent work.
Mameluke
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well if nothing else, it's been an entertaining week
Theo
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Arthur Bell
Number of Posts: 21
Account Created: 5/15/2006 5:30:02 PM
Homepage: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/
Occupation: Talk show host
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Interests: Aliens, spirits, and things from other worlds


Art Bell is greatness. The only radio show I've ever called in on.
OD
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Odd post from arthur bell in a thread from yesterday, considering he ended up attending the fight.

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=629208&page=2&forum_id=6
mudboy....
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This seemed fairly believable, except for the source...and the teabagging.
midtown-texan
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It is difficult to resist rubbernecking the wreckage of other lives.
Señor Chang
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If true, that is THE funniest thing i've ever heard.
SeanDaAg2005
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I hope this didn't actually happen, but either way it's ****ing hilarious.
coastalAg
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My God...I really cant decide whether or not to be disgusted or laugh my ass off. Maybe Ill do both.
ttechguy
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It's human nature...makes the rest of us feel good about our insignificant issues.
Señor Chang
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the only thing that we need now is a picture of missy wearin his rec specs
Ellis Wyatt
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Arthur covered it pretty well.
It happened.The fight was for real. I had my doubts, but everyone showed, except CD. Surprise. He dooshed out. I gave thacktor the rundown of stuff over the phone as it was happening, hopefully he can remember some of what people said. I wish I had recorded a lot of it. The guys on this board are just as hilarious in real life!

Agent is bigger than I expected, and Arthur Bell must go about three bills. Great big dude!
It was cool to meet other posters from TexAgs. They aren’t all the big nerds you would expect.

Agent truly gave missy more than enough chances to back out, but missy wanted to fight. This divorce must really have him torn up emotionally. I kept thinking about his kids as he was getting maimed by agent. He kept getting up when agent would knock him down, so I wondered how badly he would have to be hurt to quit.

When he finally got the wind knocked out of him good, he started having second thoughts. He got his nose bloodied, and a cut or two on his face. Maybe even some cactus in his britches, but he hung tough for 10 or 15 minutes. I think agent took it easy on him until the last few minutes, though.

Missy talked lots and lots of trash. At the beginning, there was just a lot of dancing and prancing on missy’s part. It reminded me of that boxer, Prince Naseem Hamed. Lots of bluster, but where’s the fight. I think we all wanted to beat missy down at that point. Once missy landed a punch on agent, he yelled “owned!” at the top of his lungs. Of course we all cracked up at that. Missy thought we were laughing with him. We were laughing at him.

Afterwards, I went to the Round Rock Express game, and I have just gotten home. I’m sure I’ll remember more later.

Oh, yeah. The teabagging thing was flat-out sorry. Missy had already been punished enough. I didn’t think we needed to demean him anymore than he had already demeaned himself. I pushed Eaglesmith off, and he apologized. He said it was all so surreal that he just got caught up in the moment.

As Arthur said, at least missy showed up and fought. That’s more than most people on this board will ever do. And agent was man enough to not destroy missy nearly as badly as he could have.

Pure entertainment!
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Wow

I'm suprised this went down, really suprised.
3 Toed Pete
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Once missy landed a punch on agent, he yelled “owned!” at the top of his lungs.

No pictures are necessary to get a clear visual of that.
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RAMF 95
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While mse was on the ground, he was still talking smack, but it was more of a grumble


"They should have never given you n****%% money!" /Rick James

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When mse was looking at agent, Eaglesmith came up from behind his head and teabagged mse.



It is 6am and I just woke up my wife and had had to explain to her why I am sitting in the office crying and wheezing. Simply the funniest sheeet I have ever read in my life.

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell


specul8or
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I can't believe it's 6:55 a.m. and I got out of bed on a saturday morning to actually find out what happenned.

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6 pm. I encourage all to attend. I will buy the beer after agent is hauled off in the ambulance.
-- missy

Why didn't you stick around and yuck it up some more missy?
specul8or
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After that, mse loaded up in his van and left, yelling at us all the way down the street.

Damn it Scotty, give me a visual.
RetiredpostalMarine
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"And agent was man enough to not destroy missy nearly as badly as he could have."




Agent should have had no mercy on his butt.

Old Town Ag
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Agent! How big a ol' boy are ya?
Guy on a Buffalo
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Everything Arthur said is true, except I didn't drive in from Houston, I live in DFW. Clobberline and I were talking the whole time cuz turns out he's heard of my high school

One detail that he left out (and that I thought was freaking hillarious), was that JasonBacon kept doing these weird high-kick things and yelling "You're sorry now, bitch, you're sorry now!" I don't know why he kept doing it, but I couldn't keep a straight face the whole time.

At one point I was pretty sure I should stop the fight, because we could all see what was going to happen. But Agent and I had talked about it that afternoon and he told me that he would take it easy on him if it even escalated into a fight (which we were sure it wouldn't, at first).

Well one thing led to another, and Missy wouldn't shut the hell up, and finally it occured to me that sometimes people have to get a punch in the gut to realize how retarded they're being. The sad thing was that he just took off, like Arthur said, and didn't even stick around to take his ass-whipping like a man.

One of the strangest things I have ever seen and been a part of, to be sure.
Chinese Democracy
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Not here.
About halfway up there, I decided the whole was going to be stupid and didn't make the trip. I also envisioned myself lost in the hills. I can neither verify nor confirm.
13 0 Branding Iron
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Exactly what I exected, except I took it a LOT easier on tecnological in the thrilla.

Missy deserves getting his ass beat for running his mouth. Technological shut the hell up when he got a feel for the situation. Agent did the right thing, as he is a gentleman and a scholar.

I, on the other hand, am only a scholar. Missy, I believe I am due a lesson from your punk ass.




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I still don't buy it. I'm going to have to hear it from Agent in order to give this thing any validity at all. How, in the name of the most high God, did you fools not video tape something like this? That's what's causing my doubts more than anything . . . except maybe the teabagging thing.
Chest Rockwell
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While I find this whole thing somewhat amusing, I sure hope it doesn't send missy off the deep end. Recently divorced (if I'm not mistaken), and publicly humiliated could set off some to go postal. I just can't believe a 30 or 40 yr old would drive 3+ hours to fight some dude he's arguing with on a message board.

Does he have another bout scheduled for today?
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allsome
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Am I the only person that had to look up the definition of 'teabagging'?

And now that I have looked it up...

Why the **** would you want to do that to someone?

P.S. After TexPete and Raging's posts, I am now only 75% sure that this thing is a hoax.


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Jeremiah Johnson
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Who is Eaglesmith, and why aren't more people calling for his head?

What a pr*ck.
Eaglesmith
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Nice to meet you all yesterday. Guys, you didn't have to post ALL the details.
 
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