As evidenced by yesterday's events, the internet IS serious business.

Still haven't heard from tsa.

i tried to weigh the odds over and over again of whether or not this was truly legit.

this quote alone almost solidifies that this whole thing is indeed a hoax.

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I choked on the camera. One of my kids was "graduating" from preschool and my wife had it. I thought about snagging it but could not come up with a plausible explanation of why I needed it more than her. Especially considering the circumstances...

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the excuses have got to get better than the afore mentioned, otherwise this story will not hold up.

no one there has heard about that crazy invention called a disposable camera?

I was there, and did have the quick foresight to take a picture with my phone, but do not know how to upload it to anything. As soon as I can come up with a way, I'll post it here.

But there was indeed a fight, my friends, if you want to call it that.

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We just felt that we needed something to do in the offseason, and I volunteered to be the guy that takes the abuse. I am in no ways a ***** and to be quite honest we never condone this type of behavior, which makes it even funnier to me that I have to act like that. If you look at the topics when they come up you will see some familiar posters, Techsan, Ragin, ragingagaholic, tacking, thacktor and SoonerBorn (he set up the match.com personal).

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So this was missy's way of getting back at surfisle. lol good stuff guys. You almost pulled it off.

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I just can't believe a 30 or 40 yr old would drive 3+ hours to fight some dude he's arguing with on a message board.

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So dude lives with his parents, drives a klunky Dodge minivan with missing hubcaps and makes $150,000 a year? I think missy added a zero on the end of his income figure.

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Even though the horn started this and Agent gave him multiple opportunities to get out of it...I still find this sad on so many levels.

Hope 'mse' doesn't do anything drastic...sounds like a guy in deep mental anguish/trouble.

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Seriously, those are my thoughts as well, and as big of an antagonizer he is (and rightfully deserved to get popped), if this actually happened like this I'm concerned about this guy doing something drastic.

Trying to start a fight with everyone he could this week and the way he apparently just drove off after getting whipped to me seems to be a final adieu for this guy.

Hope this whole thing was a joke, and if not, this mse guy pulls his life together.

When someone asked missy about the minivan, he just said something about child support eating up his paychecks.

I think the milkman should be the one paying the child support.

Why the haters? I was really skeptical of this whole thing initially. I went because I didn't believe it was real. The guy asked for witnesses and I volunteered.

It was absolutely hysterical! Thinking back on it, that was one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed. Two adults duking it out over the internet. I have seen fights over football games, but never the 'net before.

You really should have heard mse's tirade as he drove off. He was so mad he was about to cry. He was yelling that he would get even with all of us. That agent wasn't so tough, and that he didn't know why everyone was laughing. He yelled that if Eaglesmith ever tried that(teabagging) again, he would get his balls ripped off.

I have no doubt mse will be back on here. He was really, really angry but he never shut up once he caught his breath. If this ever happens again, like if he fights BI or something, we need to hire the guy some cheerleaders so he doesn't feel like everyone is against him.

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Ok here it goes, this whole thing is a joke cooked up by myself, TexPete, Ragin, surf, agent, tacking, etc. That is not me in the picture and I am not divorced, but I do have 3 kids and own my home, I do not live at my parents. We did this to break up the offseason a little bit and to see who we could hook in all of this.

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How many times are you going to post that? Oil Baron is the only one that says it was a hoax and he was not involved with it. Tex pete has called him a liar.

Now if Agent comes out and says it was all a hoax then you can believe it.

Add guitarboysdad to the list of hoaxers.

It's all BS until we see photo evidence.

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When someone asked missy about the minivan, he just said something about child support eating up his paychecks

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For the record, MSE never said he was divorced, only seperated. But he is paying child support? Child support is only due after a court orders it through a divorce decree.

This episode has as many holes in it as a cast net. Guys, the more you elaborate to "prove" it's authenticity, you just end up poking another hole in the story. Just give it a rest. The gig is up.

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Excellent work.

guitar boy, it appears he posted something different each time. I know you want this to be real but I agree with OD and Gay Fokker. The gig is up.

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agent, et al,

Well done gentlemen. Great off-season entertainment.

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i think this has been the handy work of 10-12 posters to lead us on. solid job and VERY entertaining.

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agreed

We still have 15 weeks in the off-season. What else you got planned to kill time.

So everyone was in on it except brandi? I wonder how upset she will be that there isn't going to be a fight.

link?

Somebody let me in on the joke about half way throough the game.

Besides clownboy, if I had been in attendance there WOULD have been a fight.

Excellent work gentlemen.

i could tell the match.com thing was made up...if it weren't so over the top, it would have been much more believable.

solid work, though!

I drove over to Austin, I convinced mrs. clobberline that a good day of antiqing in Round Top would be good for her, so I dropped her off and headed west. My directions sucked, I almost missed it (I think I initially ended up in Raymonce's pecan farm).
It was one of those things that you know you should stop but you just cant.
The yelling of 'owned' or 'pwn3d' was maybe the most classic thing I've ever seen.
I'll give missy credit for showing up and getting a couple of glancing shots in.
Agent said something about being the biggest badass on Rivalries and that he would eat the chilrens of anyone who thought otherwise.
Good times gentlemen, good times.

It's over, clobberline.

I still want to believe in this thing.

Where is mse?

NOTHING IS OVER! [/rambo]

Missy is in several large Ziploc bags in Txsportspsycho's freezer.

I call BS on anyone who says they were in on a hoax.

There were witnesses. There were parties to the fight. We haven't heard from everyone, but I was there, ande I know what I saw.

As for the child support thing, Fokker, missy did say that. Take it up with him.

Child support could just be his definition of paying for the wife and kids while they are separated. Not sure you have to be legally required to pay "Child Support" to call it that.

I'm married w/ 2 kids, and pay child support everyday!

I was there and it was sort of stupid. There was a lot of nervous laffing and stuff like that, and a lot of people saying stuff like "make your move," but no one would make any moves. *It was like a fight at lunch in middle school. *I saw some scuffling that was more like wrestling, but people were laughing. To me, it looked like a bunch of people who were embarrassed to be there and now they had to have a fight because they said they were going to have one. Nobody's heart was in it, so to speak. I left to go to a party, so I never saw how it finished.

I guess theres a reason we're all Internet people.

**I edited for English, mofo and added 1 sentence.

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Great post, Snakes.

I don't know what txsportsagent thinks he's won and Eaglesmith is the biggest loser out of the bunch.