I'm sure there's a GoFundMe for that.
I go through this intersection multiple times during the week and it's a very common occurrence. Usually, you can tell who is trying to skip the long line and looking for ANY bit of space to cut people off in that left turn lane. If they don't make it or aren't brave enough to almost take a bumper off, they will adopt a DGAF strategy and take that illegal left turn from the middle lane. For those who are a little less azzhole-ish, they will cut through the Walgreens parking lot (outside 1604) and take the turnaround OR they will go forward in the middle lane, hold up traffic to be able to turn into the gas station (inside 1604), and cut through that parking lot to get out onto 1604. It really causes a clusterf- k and puts people in danger.