I apologize to Max for hijacking this thread, but maybe it will be useful.
Milkman - you have named a number of restaurants you like that are at the heart of DC cuisine. Other than Le Dip, which is an outpost of a Philly company that does pretty well trying to be the trendiest place around, you named a bunch of ethnic places. That is what DC cuisine is. People come from all over the country, and all over the world to work in DC. That results in an amazing variety.
I lived in Houston for about 5 years, half when I thought Pappas Steakhouse was the fanciest possible dinner, and half where I understood fine dining. Houston is a lot like DC, as there is no particular type of food that either is known for, and ethnic food is very central. I think the difference is that Houston food melds different foods together to create things like Viet-Cajun wings, whereas DC tends to keep the ethnic foods separate.
DC is the capital of Ethiopian food outside of Ethiopia, and there are lots of great places. Various unique Asian, Indian and other types of food are available, and most of those are very reasonably priced. That is DC food.
Maydan was amazing for the first year or so I lived in DC., because of the chef. He earned that Michelin star. The dozen or so times I ate there, it was mind-blowing. Right before the pandemic, he left to open his own place. I never ate there again, as I saw the way the menu changed with the new chef, and I didn't want to taint my memory of the place.
The place he opened is Bammy's. It's a chill Caribbean place in Navy Yard. Great jerk chicken and curry, on the water. Sit outside and try to ignore the less than ideal service while you drink a rum punch.
I'm not going to name every place in DC that I think is good, but I will push back on your assertion that nobody thinks DC is a good food town. Michelin thinks it is, as it is one of only a few US cities that gets rated. Michelin correctly rates it as below NY, SF, LA, Chicago, but also correctly rates it above Houston and all other US cities. Houston is very clearly the best food city in TX, and that is all I can say about that.