On today's edition of Rural East Texas Covid Conspiracy

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11:01a, 7/17/20
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No one is going to get the vaccine because they are injecting trackers into us. This is the article being shared, which is actually debunking the theory. I guess people see "tracker" in the title and stop reading.

https://www.wfaa.com/mobile/article/news/health/coronavirus/covid-vaccine-syringes-rfid-microchips/507-c78af052-979c-439b-a37a-3bf036113130
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11:14a, 7/17/20
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It appears you have never been to East Texas...
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In reply to P.U.T.U • 11:16a, 7/17/20
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P.U.T.U said:
It appears you have never been to East Texas...


I live here. I'm in the thick of it.
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Duncan Idaho
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11:20a, 7/17/20
The one I am hearing
around Alabama is that some Microsoft patent also has three 6's in the patent number so it is proof that the vaccine is the mark of the beast.

Which is funny because the ones most worked up about this idea are pretribulation premillenial types.
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In reply to Duncan Idaho • 11:23a, 7/17/20
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Duncan Idaho said:
The one I am hearing
around Alabama is that some Microsoft patent also has three 6's in the patent number so it is proof that the vaccine is the mark of the beast.

Which is funny because the ones most worked up about this idea are pretribulation premillenial types.

They're big on trackers out here. The last conspiracy theory going around was that they are implanting them with the testing swabs (encouraging people to never get tested).
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Duncan Idaho
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In reply to ElephantRider • 11:30a, 7/17/20
Why do they need to get tested? My friend's sister's brother in law's uncle's son took his family to get tested but got tired on waiting so they left and got s phone call saying that they tested positive and that they needed to go to the nearest Verizon store to sync up their 5g tracker chip.
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12:38p, 7/17/20
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12:47p, 7/17/20
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In reply to texan12 • 12:55p, 7/17/20
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texan12 said:
Similar to that conspiracy theory about Marlboro reds causing lung cancer.

Nice of F16 to show up
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Windy City Ag
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1:05p, 7/17/20
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George Soros has never let a good crisis go to waste. Not sure why this instance would be any different.

I remember when that micro-chip his henchman secretly planted in my tooth during a dental operation started talking to me. Aha! Busted.
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1:09p, 7/17/20
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My favorite is that Bill Gates discovered the "fundamentalist gene" that makes people religious and conservative. So he starts rolling out 5G towers to make everyone sick, fakes the COVID pandemic, and then invents a vaccine that really blocks the fundamentalist gene and turns everyone into liberals.

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In reply to ElephantRider • 1:10p, 7/17/20
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maybe you should consider moving
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In reply to Windy City Ag • 1:15p, 7/17/20
Windy City Ag said:
George Soros has never let a good crisis go to waste. Not sure why this instance would be any different.

I remember when that micro-chip his henchman secretly planted in my tooth during a dental operation started talking to me. Aha! Busted.

You can short out the chip by simply chewing some foil
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In reply to ElephantRider • 1:31p, 7/17/20
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ElephantRider said:
texan12 said:
Similar to that conspiracy theory about Marlboro reds causing lung cancer.

Nice of F16 to show up
We are always here....watching. Cataloging.
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In reply to cone • 2:09p, 7/17/20
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cone said:
maybe you should consider moving

If you have a time machine, please go warn me from three years ago. This advice does me no good at the moment.
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In reply to ElephantRider • 2:23p, 7/17/20
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good luck
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In reply to P.U.T.U • 5:46p, 7/17/20
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Born and raised and in East Texas and even though I have been gone for some years I am trying to get back there as soon as possible. Simpler way of life and you don't have to put up with most of the shutdown and liberals complain about masks all the damn time. Go ahead and tell me your problem with East Texas?
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In reply to BrandoC • 5:57p, 7/17/20
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Amen. I miss real trees.
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In reply to BrandoC • 6:37p, 7/17/20
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BrandoC said:
Born and raised and in East Texas and even though I have been gone for some years I am trying to get back there as soon as possible. Simpler way of life and you don't have to put up with most of the shutdown and liberals complainBig about masks all the damn time. Go ahead and tell me your problem with East Texas?
Not born there, but raised there. I'm not very smart as it is, but I can feel my brain cells being sucked out through my ears when I hit the Palestine city limits.
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In reply to ElephantRider • 6:39p, 7/17/20
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ElephantRider said:
texan12 said:
Similar to that conspiracy theory about Marlboro reds causing lung cancer.

Nice of F16 to show up


You started a troll thread that has nothing to do with the purpose of this forum, and you're shocked that someone took the bait? What's strange is that this thread still exists at all.
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In reply to GAC06 • 6:47p, 7/17/20
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GAC06 said:
ElephantRider said:
texan12 said:
Similar to that conspiracy theory about Marlboro reds causing lung cancer.

Nice of F16 to show up


You started a troll thread that has nothing to do with the purpose of this forum, and you're shocked that someone took the bait? What's strange is that this thread still exists at all.

How is it a troll thread?
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In reply to GAC06 • 7:54p, 7/17/20
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GAC06 said:
ElephantRider said:
texan12 said:
Similar to that conspiracy theory about Marlboro reds causing lung cancer.

Nice of F16 to show up


You started a troll thread that has nothing to do with the purpose of this forum, and you're shocked that someone took the bait? What's strange is that this thread still exists at all.
Flagged for being a F16 bully.
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In reply to rojo_ag • 8:32p, 7/17/20
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That's not far off from usual in here
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In reply to rojo_ag • 8:34p, 7/17/20
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Bless your heart!! I think that's just the brain cells you were born with....The best and nicest people in Texas come from ET.
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Pasquale Liucci
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8:43p, 7/17/20
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Weekends at the ranch in ETX are incredible. As soon as you hit the pines the stress just seems to fall off your shoulders. We've spent a lot of time there since all this got started.
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In reply to BrandoC • 7:35a, 7/18/20
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What part of East Texas are you talking about, because I sure haven't been there.
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In reply to Federale01 • 8:19a, 7/18/20
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nice little ****ty thing to say about a whole region of people
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In reply to Duncan Idaho • 8:20a, 7/18/20
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Duncan Idaho said:
The one I am hearing
around Alabama is that some Microsoft patent also has three 6's in the patent number so it is proof that the vaccine is the mark of the beast.

Which is funny because the ones most worked up about this idea are pretribulation premillenial types.
With patent numbers in the 10 millions now and being issued sequentially, there are a whole lot of patents with three 6's. I wonder how you can tell which patents are the mark of the beast and which are just random.
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8:44a, 7/18/20
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This is the 1st thread I've ever seen that was derailed in the title.
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8:53a, 7/18/20
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You started a troll thread that has nothing to do with the purpose of this forum, and you're shocked that someone took the bait? What's strange is that this thread still exists at all.
Shirley you can't be serious?
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In reply to Federale01 • 8:57a, 7/18/20
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Federale01 said:
What part of East Texas are you talking about, because I sure haven't been there.


You must be lost
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In reply to Pasquale Liucci • 12:52p, 7/18/20
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People he was confused, he was lost. He took a wrong thought he was in East Texas but was really in inner Houston.
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In reply to BrandoC • 3:15p, 7/18/20
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BrandoC said:
Bless your heart!! I think that's just the brain cells you were born with....The best and nicest people in Texas come from ET.
I agree! Me included (although there was this one coach, who was one mean SOB).
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In reply to cone • 3:33p, 7/18/20
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Eh, spent a lot of time in Southeast Texas and have family there. You can have it.
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In reply to BrandoC • 6:44a, 7/19/20
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BrandoC said:
Bless your heart!! I think that's just the brain cells you were born with....The best and nicest people in Texas come from ET.
I've been all over Texas. Nothing against East, TX but the absolutely most down to earth and friendly people I've ever been around in Texas have been in the Panhandle. I'd NEVER live there because of the topography, but the people are amazing.
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