A&M, SEC's union now cemented ... for better and worse

HOOVER, Ala. — Remember that insanely sexy, but incredibly insecure girl you once knew? You know, the one who needed constant reassurance that she was indeed the hottest woman in the room. And as long as she got that constant validation, everything was fine.

But mention someone else is hot and she becomes irate, screams profanities, throws dishes and threatens to slash tires.

Congratulations Aggies. You’re married to her now.