Everybody act surprised!

Colonel Tom "Ike" Morris, WWII vet and Texas A&M Class of 1933, will be 105 on August 1. Which, honestly, needs no further explanation. But he's packed a lot into those 105 years.

When Sports Illustrated is pegging you as the potential top pick in a draft that's approximately 650 days away, you might be pretty good.

Led (of course) by Myles Garrett, six members of Texas A&M's 2015 squad were tabbed for preseason all-conference acclaim at SEC Media Days — with Speedy Noil landing in two separate spots.

All he does is win, win, win people over.

The media's picks for the SEC order of finish in 2015 held little surprise, placing high value on Alabama and Auburn and tabbing Georgia as the East favorite. The Aggies? Down in sixth, perhaps exactly where Kevin Sumlin would like them.

When Kevin Sumlin speaks, people listen. And tweet heavily.

Four days of Nick Saban death stares, Kevin Sumlin's "How's that?", the southern stylings of Gus Malzahn, Hugh Freeze and Dan Mullen raving about Mississippi, Bret Bielema incensing someone and whatever in the world Les Miles is going to do. It's time for Bingo.

Build the hell, Ags.

July 4th came early this year!

Five years, $70 million, a player option after year four. Or, in layman's terms, a pretty sweet deal.

Hope your DVR is ready to work some overtime.

The problem of traffic in College Station on game days and otherwise has flummoxed and frustrated many, but the City has a plan — and now, it will have the A&M Transportation Institute's help. Planned improvements and a $1 million gift were announced Friday.

Not mentioned: whether the amount of Aggies was capped at three in the interest of fairness.

The hero we all deserve.

Yes, there is good Aggie baseball news.

It went something like this photo.