2-0 here.

2-1. The first loss directly influenced the two wins.

This is the place for the island of misfit toys. First two post are a combined 5 fights. Damn.

Lost some, won more. Do y'all really keep record from that long ago? All I remember is I was a hothead.

Old RV Ag said:

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This is the place for the island of misfit toys. First two post are a combined 5 fights. Damn.

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We were 4-1, Boomer.

I was about to say "I've never been in a fight" but I remember seeing somebody pick on my brother when we were at the little league fields one night. I had to make sure that didn't happen again

2-1

Got sucker punched in the loss.

0-0. A year before junior high a guy wanted to fight and he was a damn good fighter and would have beaten my ass. As fate would have it, he was in the mouthing off stage and I hit him harder than anyone should be hit. Messed up his nose pretty bad. It was out by the bike racks, after school, and people had been talking about it all day so we had a decent crowd. I grew about a foot in high school, was bigger than most, and since so many had seen his nose, I got left alone.

1 and 1.

Whipped a punk...

Didn't think the next one all the way thru. He was a middle brother of 3. I was an only child. He started it. He kinda ended it to... he was also a year older.

1-0

2-0 plus another win in 6th grade. That fool had braces, and I'm sure he had a great time separating his lips from them after he got hit.

edit never got suspended either. You've gotta wait until the other guy swings first a couple of times before fighting back. Self defense and all.

Swarely said:

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sucker punched.

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No such thing. You just weren't quick enough. Alls fair. If you ain't cheating, you ain't tryin.

1-1. Both in high school because I thought I was invincible. That loss was me being a punk and smart mouth. Lots of blood. Had to go to school and face the crowd. Much more gentle in 2020...

First fight was on the school bus. I was probably 7 or 8. Guy on the bus was about 3 years older than me, and had been holding me down and giving me an "indian sun burn" on the arm. As we proceeded to get off the bus he was in front of me. I hauled off and hit him in the head with my Adam 12 metal lunch box.

Needless to say I was banned from ridding the bus for a couple of weeks. But, no one screwed with me for a long time after that.

0-1 Little brother took a cheap shot from behind into the side of my head and my ear started bleeding. We were burning trash at the time, and I went ape shi+. I had grabbed him and was dragging him over to the fire where I planned to throw him into it and then stand on top of him in the fire, but older brother and dad separated us when I got to the fire. In hindsight, I'm glad I lost that one. Haven't been in a fight since because I don't want to lose it again and ruin potentially multiple lives.

2-0. Neither lasted very long. Not a brag, just the circumstances involved.

Lost one in college and that didn't last very long either.

0-0. Had one kid trying to get me into a fight by mouthing off and offering me a free shot (so he could say I started it). Good news is that even young blindey wasn't stupid. I called him on his bull**** and said if you want to fight, start a fight, otherwise you're just a *****. Turns out he was a *****.

4-0

Geralt of Rivia said:

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I was about to say "I've never been in a fight" but I remember seeing somebody pick on my brother when we were at the little league fields one night. I had to make sure that didn't happen again

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Did you pull her hair? Or is was allowed in cat fights?

3-0-1

Being the big guy in class, some little guys tried to make their bones against me. I never started it and always made sure that there was a witness that saw them throw the first few punches.

The only tie was when a buddy of mine took on the gang leader for the South Side Posse in Victoria over a girl that wasn't worth it but apparently had a talented mouth. This was back before gangs routinely carried guns so it was more of a man to man thing. I had keeping his boys off of my buddy when one clocked me across my shoulders with a board. He didn't think through very much as I was still Powerlifting and was pretty stout even for a fat guy. I turned around and took the board from him and started swinging. Missed mostly but made a couple of connections before someone yelled "Cops!" And everyone hauled ass. I ended up taking to the cop and told them the Posse jumped my friend and I was helping him. Cop took the board and followed us out of town to be sure we didn't start any more trouble.

2.5-0

Both were on the football field during games with one in junior high and one in high school. Middle school was a POS trying out for the team. He wanted to play defensive end and I was the left tackle so I asked my coach to call a tackle trap where I would pull and blast the defensive end. He had no idea what was coming and I was 6'1" and 250 lbs of hate coming for him. To his credit he got back up pretty quickly and tried to fight but I turned him upside down and dropped him on his head. No more bullying after that.

High school we were getting SHELLACKED and a defender took a cheap shot on our QB that caused a brawl and I beat a guy with his own helmet. Got punished pretty severely for that one.

The half was someone trying to start a fight by shoving me so I shoved him on his ass and left...not really a fight.

3-1*

*I didn't want to be accused of a hate crime?

4-1

My loss was being sucker punched while totally plastered drunk. I was sitting around a camp fire at a pasture party and the guy that hit me was 6'4 300 lbs. I woke up having no idea what happened

One of my wins was against a bully that I fought for someone who was being bullied. He was much bigger than me

I only had my 3 wins because I always punched first. As a smaller guy you gotta be on the offensive. Furthermore, I hated watching guys push each other over and over. If you pushed me once, I started swinging right away. If you want to fight, we're going to fight. I probably would have been 3-2 but I absolutely ran away from a kid and went inside. He tried to trick me into coming out for about a week but I never would. We later became friends. To this day I don't know why I ran, I mean the look in his eyes as he started running towards me just kinda startled me, he looked like he was going to kill me. Most fights don't involve a person that seems so...focused ha. My loss was me saying I wasn't going to fight him because he was probably one of the baddest dudes in our school with like 40 fights to his name. Apparently he didn't care that I said I didn't want to fight him and he punched me in the jaw. It didn't hurt but it definitely shocked me. All I could do was say "it didn't hurt" and my eyes started to tear up and his buddy quickly put this arm around me and said "leave him alone man he's alright" and I just kept saying it didn't hurt trying not to cry. It was not a good moment for Pete. I don't mind being honest. I think I was 11 or 12

I feel like I won but since I was the one that ended up with a black eye, I'm going to go with 0-1.

La Bamba said:

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Bunch of Connor McGregors on these thread

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The Glass Joe's have also been checking in

worked a guy over with a tennis racket in middle school........have not had to test my record since.

1-0. My only fight was in 7th grade. I didn't start it but I made sure I finished it..