Dog wins track meet

3,779 Views | 36 Replies | Last: 1 mo ago by IIIHorn
TequilaMockingbird
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:23a, 4/23/21
Reply Quote
25
IIIHorn
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:27a, 4/23/21


Racist dogs
Reply Quote
2
FriskyGardenGnome
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:28a, 4/23/21
AG
Runnin' with the girls, I see. Still allowed to pick the dog up, or does the AKC now register identified gender?
Reply Quote
3
boy09
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to IIIHorn • 10:37a, 4/23/21
AG
IIIHorn said:
Racist dogs
Quote:
Runnin' with the girls, I see. Still allowed to pick the dog up, or does the AKC now register identified gender?
Reply Quote
14
Goose
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:39a, 4/23/21
AG
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go to the track meet without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.
Reply Quote
27
Sticks&Stones
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:42a, 4/23/21
AG
Lane violations, hindering another runner, not wearing proper footwear, wagging tongue at other competitors, too many feet on the track at once...
Reply Quote
5
IIIHorn
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Goose • 10:47a, 4/23/21
Goose said:
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go to the track meet without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.


Yeah, but ...



What if it's a lap dog?
Reply Quote
45
LeisureSuitLarry
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to IIIHorn • 10:56a, 4/23/21
IIIHorn said:
Goose said:
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go to the track meet without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.


Yeah, but ...



What if it's a lap dog?
Winner winner chicken dinner.....made me spill my water.
Reply Quote
5
Claude!
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:18a, 4/23/21
No rule that says the dog can't play.
Reply Quote
3
Cramp00
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:19p, 4/23/21
Dog wins race. Not track meet. Moran
Reply Quote
3
Goose
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to IIIHorn • 12:49p, 4/23/21
AG
IIIHorn said:
Goose said:
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go to the track meet without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.


Yeah, but ...



What if it's a lap dog?


I'll allow females in preliminary heats.
Reply Quote
1
Atreides Ornithopter
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
1:08p, 4/23/21
AG
stupid *****
Reply Quote
1
Bob Knights Paper Hands
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
1:24p, 4/23/21
That's legal as long as that dog identifies as a girl, right?
Reply Quote
5
PlanoAg98
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
1:26p, 4/23/21
AG
DLM (Dog Lives Matter)
Reply Quote
2
Builder93
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Goose • 1:32p, 4/23/21
AG
You must be a hoot at parties.
Reply Quote
5
cr0wbar
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Goose • 1:35p, 4/23/21
AG
Goose said:
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go to the track meet without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.
I feel this way about most people's children
Reply Quote
22
tk for tu juan
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
1:37p, 4/23/21
Dogs can run faster than Usain Bolt. Bolt's top speed was around 26 mph during the 100m, a jack russell terrier can reach up to 30 mph.
Reply Quote
1
1 edit
IIIHorn
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Builder93 • 1:49p, 4/23/21
Builder93 said:
You must be a hoot at parties.


By definition, he doesn't hoot at all.


You must've confused him with Owl Pacino.
Reply Quote
4
1 edit
FIDO*98*
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
3:01p, 4/23/21
AG
I hope the dog running off didn't endanger the owner's emotional support
Reply Quote
2
TequilaMockingbird
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Cramp00 • 3:18p, 4/23/21
Cramp00 said:
Dog wins race. Not track meet. Moran
A team gets double points for relays. By winning this race the dog did, in fact, win the whole track meet.

Woof.
Reply Quote
chimpanzee
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
4:17p, 4/23/21
I've always wanted to take a dog to a tennis tournament.
Reply Quote
2
Potcake
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Goose • 6:16p, 4/23/21
AG
Goose said:
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go to the track meet without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.

Do you still hate your parents for never getting you a dog? Or did your dog just hate you and gtfo?
There's a good chance it was that girl's dog since it ran to her.
Reply Quote
1
ABATTBQ11
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:21p, 4/23/21
AG
Obviously it identifies as a human.
Reply Quote
2
Scoopen Skwert
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:21p, 4/23/21
AG
Tldw

Was it a pit bull chasing down a child?
Reply Quote
1
ABATTBQ11
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to IIIHorn • 6:24p, 4/23/21
AG
IIIHorn said:
Builder93 said:
You must be a hoot at parties.


By definition, he doesn't hoot at all.


You must've confused him with Owl Pacino.

Or:
Don Hootlio
Whoolio
Owlivia Wilde
Owl Capone
Owlfred Pennyworth
Reply Quote
Cromagnum
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
1:53a, 4/25/21
AG
This is why nobody cares about female sports. Even the dog was more entertaining.
Reply Quote
2
Furlock Bones
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:29a, 4/25/21
AG
You can definitely identify the "I bring my dog to Home Depot" idiots on this thread.
Reply Quote
1
CDub06
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Furlock Bones • 10:09a, 4/25/21
AG
They're pets, not "Fur babies"
Reply Quote
1
DuncanLEO
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:16p, 4/25/21
Track meets would be way better with more dogs and less people.
Reply Quote
2
Dr.Rumack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to chimpanzee • 12:31p, 4/25/21
chimpanzee said:
I've always wanted to take a dog to a tennis tournament.


Hilarious, I just can't figure out exactly why.
Reply Quote
Scoopen Skwert
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
2:18p, 4/25/21
AG
Is it one of those up dogs?
Reply Quote
1
Post removed:
by user
In reply to DuncanLEO • 9:49p, 4/25/21
lotsofhp
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:54p, 4/25/21
AG
Looks like we've got another bring your dog to Home Depot thread going here. Already have dogs being compared to children. Totally apples to apples. Off to a great start
Reply Quote
agracer
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Goose • 2:07p, 4/26/21
AG
Goose said:
I've seen that video all over social media and the vast majority of social media types think it's funny and cute. All it makes me think is that a high school track meet really isn't a good place to take your dog. At worst, the incident captured in the video could occur, but I'm guessing that undisciplined dog probably spent the time leading up to that moment barking nonstop and jumping on people. Nobody came to the track meet that day to spend time with your ****ing dog. Leave it at home. If you can't go out of the house without your dog, then you can stay the **** home as well.


FIFY
Reply Quote
azul_rain
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to boy09 • 2:32p, 4/26/21
boy09 said:
IIIHorn said:
Racist dogs
Quote:
Runnin' with the girls, I see. Still allowed to pick the dog up, or does the AKC now register identified gender?
I spit my effing food out
Reply Quote
Page 1 of 2 ▼
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.